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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?