I hope all asexuals and aromantics everywhere are having a good day
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occasionally subtle
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trying on a metaphor
Stranger Things
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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I hope all asexuals and aromantics everywhere are having a good day

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.
im so fucking stubborn
michael what the fuck.
no its one of my fancy pencils :)
the end cap comes off :)
oh lard
my son he is sick he has every disease
we are nearing peak deviancy
happy back-to-school day
im so clever that its sickening
if i breathe wrong i'll lose him
it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes
at what point does this stop being a pencil
"if i was an old-school 50 pound boom box"

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Consider: kobolds as cats for dragons
Three kobolds gleefully dragging a half-beat-up adventurer to their dragon to make sure they’re eating. The dragon sighs and gently places the poor adventurer outside the cave and then returns to heating up a giant can of soup, dragons haven’t been eating humans directly for centuries.
Dragons ask each other “Do you have an inside kobold or an outside kobold?”
“Oh my kobold used to be outside but they caused trouble for the environment by my cave so they’re inside now, so I take them for flights all the time.”
Dragons originally let kobolds in their caves to help keep local adventurers and other pests out of their hoards. But in modern times even dragons without hoards keep kobolds, either recreationally or as part of their family or clan depending on their culture.
A quiet, creeping kobold skillfully slinks stealthily towards the flicking, feathery tail of a dozing, dreaming dragon; they inch and then they crawl and then they POUNCE ON IT AND POUNCE ON IT AND POUNCE ON IT AND are suddenly flung flying to the cave's other corner as the recently dreaming dragon rises rapidly from their dozing.
Kobolds are susceptible to laser pointers.
I tried doing larger scale pixel art and some more detailed shading and it's fun, but it's a lot of work TwT
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
holy shit this was made the year i was born
ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

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shopkeeper
animated the "It's okay not to smile" scene from chapter 4
youtube link
talking to people online is always like "i should watch that" "i should read that" "i should play that" there are so many things in the world. this is why i am never going to die

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not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”
#you don’t believe you can be liked so you settle for being useful