boys

-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell it’s the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek

-the main character’s only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up

-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis

-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true “what”

-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on

-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker you’ve never heard of

and what pray tell is "vegan" cashmere

plastic, plastic, recycled plastic, stretchy plastic, and a touch more stretchy plastic.

it's just about fuckin red heart

You know like cotton, or linen, bamboo doesn't even need to be mixed with rayon

Acrylic is a plastic and is therefore not vegan because it's made from oil and oil is why you get from animal corpses under high pressure for millions of years

Vegetarian natural options include wool, casein (made from milk protein) alpaca, rabbit yarn (aka angora) cashmere (goat hair) both angora and cashmere can be combed from the animal

I have a pair of vegetarian shoes made entirely from natural fibres, including latex and they are super comfy and waterproof because animal wools are naturally waterproof and allow your skin to breathe and wick away moisture

people lump rayon in with polyester but they're not the same. polyester is plastic made from crude oil. rayon is chemically processed plant matter.

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf