OCIFER!

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

do americans really think most people's world maps are drawn with them in the middle?? That is the 100% normal standard world map. I am in australia and all our maps look like that.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

“you’re so quiet” yeah i don’t make sense when i talk.

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore