.'Jigsaw's Widow'.

Death By A Thousand Cuts

Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts.

Flashbacks waking me up.

I get drunk, but it’s not enough.

I can’t pretend it’s okay when it’s not

I see you everywhere, the only thing we share is this small town

You said it was a great love, one for the ages. But if the story’s over, why am I still writing pages?

My heart, my hips, my body, my love. Trying to find a part of me that you didn’t touch.

London Boy

I saw the dimples first and then I heard the accent.

They say home is where the heart is, but that’s not where mine lives.

Darling, I fancy you.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

They say home is where the heart is.

Just wanna be with you.

Stick with me, I’m your queen.

Soon You’ll Get Better

I didn’t tell you I was scared

Desperate people find faith, so now I pray to Jesus too.

Soon, you’ll get better

I know delusion when I see it in the mirror.

I just pretend it isn’t real.

I hate to make this all about me but who am I supposed to talk to?

What am I supposed to do if there’s no you?

This won’t go back to normal, if it ever was.

You’ll get better soon ‘cause you have to

False God

We were crazy to think that this could work.

I’d die for you.

I can’t talk to you when you’re like this

We might just get away with it

They say the road gets hard and you get lost when you’re led by blind faith, blind faith

I know heaven’s a thing. I go there when you touch me, honey.

We can patch it up good

You Need To Calm Down

Damn! It’s 7 AM!

Hey! Are you OK?

I’ve learned the lesson that stressing and obsessing about somebody else is no fun.

You need to calm down.

You’re being too loud.

Can you just not step on my gown?

Why are you mad?

You just need to take several seats.

Afterglow

I blew things out of proportion.

Fighting with a true love is boxing with no gloves.

It’s not what I meant.

Sorry that I hurt you.

I don’t wanna do this to you.

It’s so excruciating to see you low.

Tell me that you’re still mine.

Tell me that we’ll be just fine.

Tell me that it’s not my fault.

I don’t wanna lose this with you

ME!

I promise that you’ll never find another like me.

I know that I’m a handful.

You’re the kind of guy the ladies want.

I know that I went psycho on the phone.

Trouble’s gonna follow where I go.

I promise that you’ll never find another like me.

I never want to see you walk away

I promise that nobody’s gonna love you like me-e-e-eh

You can’t spell “awesome” without “me”

It’s Nice To Have A Friend

Wanna hang out?

It’s nice to have a friend

You’ve been stressed out lately.

Daylight

There are so many lines that I’ve crossed.

I’ll tell you the truth.

I don’t wanna look at anything else now that I saw you.

I became the butt of the joke.

I once believed love would be black and white.

I wanna be defined by the things that I love.

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ All I know is I am still, and screw me I probably always will be, in love with you! ❜

❛ If in fact I can trust my emotions, I am in love with you. ❜

❛ I can’t do this. ❜

❛ There are so many ways that I am gonna disappoint you. ❜

❛ I just cannot live up to your expectations. ❜

❛ I think spending money is a way for me to shut my mind off and make me feel like I am somebody. ❜

❛ It’s not a seance. It’s a smudging. ❜

❛ Can I get you anything? ❜

❛ I’m fine! Don’t worry. ❜

❛ You know, my mom always said when life gives you lemons, drink whiskey. ❜

❛ I hate love. ❜

❛ So I may be a dick. But I’m your dick. ❜

❛ I miss the hell out of you. ❜

❛ I was trying to be adventurous. ❜

❛ I may be a mess, but I know who I am. ❜

❛ You are so beautiful. ❜

❛ Do you wanna get out of here? ❜

❛ My friends are on to us. ❜

❛ Take care of yourself so you’re not taking it out on everybody else! ❜

❛ Mornings aren’t for talking. ❜

❛ I just really want this mediation to work, to be as good as something awful can be. ❜

❛ You don’t want to go to war with a water pistol. ❜

❛ This is the happiest day of my life. I wanted to see you. ❜

❛ Enough romantic comedies. I need to get my Mr. Robot on. ❜

❛ You are taking this way too seriously. ❜

❛ I don’t want you to lose sleep over me. ❜

❛ I still don’t have a drink in my hand. ❜

❛ Maybe you should just chill out. ❜

❛ I think I need to hit the pause button and think about what’s next for my future. ❜

❛ Trust me, I am just trying to stay in motion because I am afraid if I stop, I will not be able to get going again, ever! ❜

❛ Secrets kill. ❜

❛ Did you just come up with that? ❜

❛ People just weren’t meant to live this long. ❜

❛ Might want to bust out the wine. ❜

❛ Is this you making an effort? ❜

❛ You think I should rewrite it. ❜

❛ The magic’s in the rewrite. At least that’s what I tell my writers when I crush their dreams. ❜

❛ What is your problem with me? ❜

❛ It’s so beautiful. It belongs in a museum. ❜

❛ Deal with your own truth. Stay the hell out of mine. ❜

❛ My theory is correct. There’s a love triangle goin’ on. ❜

❛ Yeah, well, I think you’re being really naive. ❜

❛ You don’t think I see that? ❜

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“Sometimes I love this job. I do. I really do!”

“There’s nothing wrong with building a horse toilet.”

“I’m guessing the parachute didn’t work.”

“Ow, that’s me you’re stabbing!”

“You ain’t listening to me, you flannel!”

“I must be morbidly obese with divine wisdom.”

“Hot sausage!”

“You want to know why I sat on that bus?”

“I got drunk and measured him.”

“I’m fat! I need a chocolate.”

“We are looking for an exceptional cook who does exceptional cooking, exceptionally.”

“Hello, have we met? I’m a kangaroo!”

“I’d give you bees, dead dogs, and flies.”

“Oh, that is a sad story. Would you like my private 27-piece orchestra to play you something sad?”

“This man/woman is going to kill me with this fish!”

“Yeah, hi, I’d like to buy 5000 wasps.”

“Vegetables are for peasants!”

“My suggestion is destroy the sun.”

“Soon they will be upon us. We must flee this place!”

“No more stockings made out of gravy for me!”

“Hi! I’m a shouty man/woman!”

“We’re here to raid your monasteries.”

“Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon.”

“I don’t know why I’m saying sorry, he’s dead.”

“You swapped your own son for a chicken.”

“Ugh, I can smell that putrid donkey liver from here.”

“Am I right? No! I’m absolutely wrong!”

“That’ll teach you to be a nasty assassin.”

“Some might say I ruined their lives.”

“That’s not glamorous, that’s lame.”

“I have to say, that’s the most pleasant mugging I’ve ever had.”

“Permission to speak terminated.”

“We can’t feed her dead, buttered spiders. That’s just crazy.”

“When you hear how my story ends you won’t believe your ears.”

“Shut it, lampy-knickers!”

“If you rescue me people will still find me really annoying.”

“I really should’ve worn two pairs of underpants.”

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. ❜

❛ Well, maybe I can help. ❜

❛ I think I’m just gonna head home. ❜

❛ Are you all right? You didn’t sleep at all last night. ❜

❛ I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. ❜

❛ It’s fine. You’re not even that blurry. ❜

❛ You gotta take it easy, man. I mean, you’re not sleeping. Your eye’s twitching. ❜

❛ Fine, but you need to get some rest. ❜

❛ This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. ❜

❛ Thank you so much for getting me home safely. ❜

❛ Try not to fall apart. ❜

❛ Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. ❜

❛ You never cared about me. ❜

❛ What’s going on? ❜

❛ I can explain everything. ❜

❛ Just give me one second, okay? ❜

❛ How do we get out of this? ❜

❛ But you’re forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? ❜

❛ So sorry for eternally dooming you. ❜

❛ My brain is melting. ❜

❛ Okay, but, um what the hell is this? ❜

❛ I’m done. ❜

❛ Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. ❜

❛ Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. ❜

❛ Rule three everyone leave me alone. ❜

❛ That does not make it easier. ❜

❛ I can’t help you. ❜

❛ You are a good person, NAME. ❜

❛ Sorry, it’s been a weird day. ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad  ❜

❛ I’m gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. ❜

❛ Dip your paws in my chili. ❜

❛ The world is empty. ❜

❛ There is no point to anything,  and you’re just gonna die. So do whatever. ❜

❛ And now I’m gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. ❜

❛ Who cares? Good-bye. ❜

❛ Feeling all right? ❜

❛ I feel fine. ❜

❛ Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? ❜

❛ It’s all chili under the bridge. ❜

“I’m so tired… ”

“I don’t want to be alone.”

“My hands are shaking.” 

“Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”

“Please stay. I’d like some company.”

“Could I get a hug?”

“Would you pet my hair?”

“Will you sing something for me?”

“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”

“Can I lay my head in your lap?”

“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”

“Here, lay down in my lap.”

“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”

“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”

“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”

“I’m not letting go.”

“I’ll hold you as long as you need.”

“It’s okay to stay, you know.”

“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“I remember all these things but why?”

“They don’t even hate us, it’s just what they do.”

“There’s a world outside of these crumbling walls.”

“If you would like I may be willing to give you some time.”

“I’m glad to see you, I was hoping you’d come.”

“Let me show you what living is!”

“My soul has turned to stone.”

“Up she rises, down she goes.”

“You may paint my portrait and buy me champagne, but don’t kiss me.”

“Well, if your doctors were any good, you wouldn’t be here, would you?”

“When did I become so old?”

“I am the savior of this world.”

“These lips are not for the taking.”

“Well, the disease has proven fatal, it’s spreading.”

“Should I be smiling?”

“What is this in my hand?”

“They’ll fall to no harm if my eyes never close.”

“How the penny doth flow when it’s death they fear!”

“I’m brave when I am with you.”

“You’re not who I thought you’d be but I’m glad you’re here with me.”

“I watch them bleed and I feel nothing.”

“Here no one has a past.”

“Dancing is my cup of tea.”