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@expertlycavalier

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I hate begging once again but my January pay was abysmal and between rent, necessities and direct debits Iâm down to nothing already. My card just got declined for ÂŁ4.50 and I have ÂŁ2.77 in cash in my wallet to last me until the end of this month. I have a phone bill due on the 23rd and my antidepressant prescription which is ÂŁ9. Iâm literally begging and Iâm so so sorry because I feel like a fucking leech but if anybody can spare anything whatsoever, my paypal.me is here and I would be so eternally grateful you have no idea.Â
âI wish it could always be like this.â
âYouâre always there for me.â
âThe stars are the only thing that makes sense.â
âThereâs more out there, you just have to be patient.â
âIt doesnât all have to be existential dread.âÂ
âYouâre so much different when weâre alone.â
âI like it when the worlds quiet.âÂ
âThereâs a place for us somewhere.â
âTheyâll name constellations after you one day.â
âYour hearts beating so fast.â
âThey donât know what they want.â
âYou donât know what you want.â
âThatâs what theyâre supposed to say.â
âWe really donât know what weâre doing.â
âI miss the old you.â
âNostalgias a trap.â
âAliens are out there.â
âDid you hear that?â
âI really want pizza right now, think itâs open?âÂ
âWhat time is it?â
âBut why would they abduct cows?â
âWeâll all be dead soon enough anyways.âÂ
âI wish we didnât have to sleep.â
âWhat do you believe in?â
âWhat happens after we die?â
âSeems like a silly thing to say, donât you think?âÂ
âAnd whatâs your excuse?â
âYouâll get it together soon.â
âSometimes I feel like Iâll never have it together.â
âItâd be better if people werenât so afraid of their feelings.â
âYou keep quiet and we both lose.â
âI wish I could save this forever.â
âWhen did you realize you were in love with me?â
âThe rooms spinning.â
âI loved you long before you knew.â
âIâm not afraid of death, I think itâll be peaceful.â
âThe Universe is too big for that.â
âDo you think weâve met in other lives?âÂ
âIâd come back to haunt you.âÂ
âWould you come back to haunt me?â
âWhatâs alternate universe you doing right now?â
âTell me a secret.â
âWhy havenât you told anyone?âÂ
âI wish we knew each other sooner.â
âYouâre a game changer.âÂ
âIâm a game changer.â
âDonât ignore fate.âÂ
âIgnorance isnât bliss.â
âWhat, is that a conspiracy theory?â
âItâs probably the Illuminati anyways.âÂ
my muse is sick. how does your muse take care of them?
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Drinking starters
as requested by @ambitionbled (it wonât let me tag you, sorry!)
CONCERN.
âHow much have you had to drink?â
âYou could have fucking alcohol poisoning!â Â
âEasy, there. Try to sit up.â
âI think I mightâve overdone it on the alcoholâŚâ
âWeâve got to go get your stomach pumped.â
âI thought you said you were clean!â
âYes, it is a big deal.â
âLet me drive you home.â
âYou are NOT driving like this!â
âYou are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.â
âDrinking until you puke is not normal.â
DRUNK.
âIs this real life?âÂ
âI want to go to sleep but I canât find any sheep.â
âHow do you show fish affection?â
âTaco Bell is open 24 hours, right?â
âTequila is not my friend? YOUâRE not my friend.â
âDrunk I am not.â
-glasses on head- âWhere did I put my glasses?â
âHow do I tell my parents Iâm a mermaid?âÂ
âIâm not even tired.â
âI should call my ex.â
âIâm not drunk enough for this.â
âDoes playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?â
-hugging the floor- âIâm trying to stop the floor from spinning.â
âCan we go out for fried chicken?â
ANGST.
âWhatâs the fucking point anymore?â
âScrew recovery. I want a drink.â
âIâm too sober for this shit.âÂ
âI donât give a shit what you think.â
âI seriously donât feel too good.â
âI didnât even have that much to drink.â
âWill you stop fucking interrogating me?â
âI can drive. Iâm fine.â
âThereâs a reason I drink so much.â
âYouâre the reason I drink so much.â
âIâm only happy when Iâm drunk.â
FLUFF/FUN.
âYouâre cute, you know that?âÂ
âYou wanna get wasted?â
âIâm bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?â
âWhat are you drinking, and why arenât you sharing?â
âIâm having a party for two.â
âYouâre so hot.â
âIâm usually too chicken-shit to say this, butâŚI really like you.â
âI donât want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.â
*kisses on forehead*
*kisses on cheek*
*kisses on lips*
Injured/Bleeding Sentence Starters
âThatâs a lot of bloodâŚâÂ
âThatâs not goodâŚâÂ
âI think thatâs more than a little cut.â
âYouâre looking rather pale.â
âYouâre bleeding!â
âThat doesnât look goodâŚâÂ
âI donât think thatâs suppose to come out.âÂ
âThatâs a bit of an interesting angle for that to go at.âÂ
âHow do I get it to stop?!âÂ
âHow are you still standing?!â
âDonât get up, youâll make it worse.âÂ
âWhat happened to you?â
âI canât feel my fingers anymoreâŚâÂ
âEverything hurts.âÂ
âIs everything supposed to go dark?â
âOw, yeah, okay, thatâs starting to hurt.âÂ
âItâs just a cut.âÂ
âIâve had worse.âÂ
âYouâre bleeding all over my floor!âÂ
âYou better not die on me.âÂ
âThey got a lucky shotâŚâÂ
âNext time donât call me to come over only to find you in a pool of your own blood!âÂ
âYou need to keep pressure on it.âÂ
âDonât move!âÂ
âThat looks nasty.âÂ
âAm I dying?âÂ
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GRYFFINDOR: âBeing brave means to know something is scary, difficult, and dangerous, and doing it anyway because the possibility of winning the fight is worth the chance of losing it.â âEmilie Autumn
expertlycavalierâ:
Orlando paused for a moment as the server came back with their drinks and took a slow sip of his. âIf Iâve got the time, sure. Why not? I didnât realise you were actually taking to the stage. Youâre like some big deal in the ballet world huh?â He grinned broadly. âIf I say Iâll come, can I have your autograph?â He slid a napkin across the table towards her.
Live laughed at that statement and shook her head âThere are a ton of dancers out there, you wonât even know which oneâs me.â she started, smiling âI donât audition for lead roles. Iâm perfectly happy being in the background.â she then said, nodding âItâs fun, less stressful.â she now added, as she grabbed the napkin he slid towards her and wrapped it around her glass instead âThough, I could give you an autograph as a thank you for coming⌠If you do come.â
â...weâll see. I might be able to make time to come along. But you know, you should go for those leads. Iâm sure youâve got what it takes... youâd put every other dancer on that stage to shame.â

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expertlycavalierâ:
He let out a short chuckle and felt a smirk tug at his lips. âReally? Iâm kind of offended. How could anyone never notice this face?â he teased, pouting a little as he took a step closer.Â
âOh, people take notice of your face.â Lauren nodded at that âYouâre handsome, thatâs for sure.â she then said, as she looked up at the other with a smile âCute, thatâs just something you see when you stare just a little bit longer.â she now added, as she let her smile turn into a grin.
âSo youâve been staring, huh?â he laughed openly and tucked a strand of hair back behind her ear.Â
expertlycavalierâ:
âNot bad. Itâs gruelling- I mean, I knew going into the medical field wasnât going to be a walk in the park. Iâm working 12 hour shifts most days and when Iâm not Iâm usually on call but itâs good to keep busy.â He leaned back in his seat, hand resting lazily on the table. âWhat about your dancing, howâs teaching going? What age range do you teach?â
âYeah, I think the hours alone would make anyone not want to go into the field, but Iâm sure itâs very rewarding. Helping people to that extent, it must feel great despite having ungrateful patients.â Live thought out loud. When the other then asked her about her job, she smiled âItâs good, I teach children below twelve.â she responded âAfter school for two hours. Itâs just a side gig, most of my income really comes from dancing for plays, videos, anything that require a ballet dancer.â she then said, shrugging at that âDo you like musicals? I can gladly provide you tickets to one thatâs showing next month.â the woman then offered âIâll be a part of it, but donât feel the need to come just because Iâm there.â
Orlando paused for a moment as the server came back with their drinks and took a slow sip of his. âIf Iâve got the time, sure. Why not? I didnât realise you were actually taking to the stage. Youâre like some big deal in the ballet world huh?â He grinned broadly. âIf I say Iâll come, can I have your autograph?â He slid a napkin across the table towards her.
expertlycavalierâ:
  âânoticed what?â
He blinked, lifting a hand to his jaw with a slight frown.
âThat youâre cute.â Lauren laughed at that and dropped her hand.
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He let out a short chuckle and felt a smirk tug at his lips. âReally? Iâm kind of offended. How could anyone never notice this face?â he teased, pouting a little as he took a step closer.Â
Potential Panic Starters
âFirst off, nothing is on fire. Yet.â
âPut it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!â
âNope! Nope nope nope.â
âThis is not as bad as it looks, but itâs as horrible as it sounds.â
âGet me down! Please!â
âIn the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.â
âDid you forget the⌠oh no. Oh noâŚâ
âHow are you so calm?!â
âNo! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!â
âDonât. Panic.â
âJust donât move, and donât scream, but thereâs a⌠thing on you.â
âI followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, whatâs happening?â
âDonât. Just donât. I know what youâre gonna say!â
âHelp. Help, help help help.â
âThe problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?â
âAre you help? Please tell me youâre help.â
âHow did I let this get so bad? Iâm so dead!â
âThere is no calm! Donât tell me to be calm!â
âEverything is fine, itâs fine- nope I retract that statement.â
âI left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?â
âHelp first, shame lecture later.â
âThere was a gross misunderstanding when I said âI got thisâ, just so youâre aware.â
âAre you the void? Because I need to scream.â
âOW! No, stop, donât do that!â
âWill you stop? Youâre going to make it worse!â
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MY MUSE IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT
  Please keep in mind that, however hard my muse may argue something or however confidently they make a statement, they can be wrong. Itâs my museâs opinion, and my muse talking, and their perception is skewed.        Do not feel like everything out of my characterâs mouth is the truth, or that Iâm godmodding.Â
expertlycavalierâ:
He blinked a little at Liveâs generosity, but hey, if she was offering⌠âThatâs kind of you, thanks. Make that two cheeseburgers, yeah?â He flagged down a passing server to place the order, then glanced back at his new dining companion. âCan I at least get you a drink?â
âAlright.â Live smiled widely at that, then she nodded at his offer to get her a drink. With that, she nodded âSure, surprise me.â she said, smiling as she then looked up at the waiter that she gave her order in to. Two cheeseburgers and whatever drinks the other would order for them. Once they were gone, she turned back to the other âHowâs the internship going?â
âNot bad. Itâs gruelling- I mean, I knew going into the medical field wasnât going to be a walk in the park. Iâm working 12 hour shifts most days and when Iâm not Iâm usually on call but itâs good to keep busy.â He leaned back in his seat, hand resting lazily on the table. âWhat about your dancing, howâs teaching going? What age range do you teach?â