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changes bias to changjo

YAH YOU ARE SO USELESS! GOOD LOOKING? BYUNGHUN IS BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU! {laughs loudly and rolls around on the floor;  I wouldn’t sue you. The rest of Apink might sue you good looks or not. They’d be sad to lose their main dancer.

........... YAH, USELESS? I AM NOT USELESS. NOT EVERYONE IS CPR CERTIFIED. AND YES, BYUNG IS HANDSOME BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GOOD LOOKIN'. FETUS CHANGJO IS HANDSOME TOO, BUT I'M /STILL/ HANDSOME. I'M STILL CHARMING -he fakes tearing up as he sniffles a bit, but a large smile breaks across his face- I'll just dance to 'No no no' and they can puke at my manly as frick legs while I wear a fine ass dress. MMMMMMMMMHM.

@chxnji: cries BUT BUT BUT—

BUT WHAT-- -PATS BACK REPEATEDLY-

{wheezes, then laughs loudly; Oh my god. I’m dying. Rolling around on the ground helps. With everything.

.. You're dying? DO I NEED TO DO CPR? I DON'T THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU BECAUSE I AM NOT CERTIFIED AND IF YOU DIE, I DO NOT WANT TO BE SUED. AS GOOD LOOKING AS I AM, BITCHES WILL STILL SUE.

Oh my god…. I— You— This was the best introduction ever. I like you. I’m done with coding for tonight though. My brain hurts.

... Best introduction ever? [ hakyeon voice ] Was it hot? But no, I'm glad to be liked! And if your brain hurts, definitely take a break. Drink some water, roll around on the ground-- y'know.