I like to imagine that those gay bitches back in the 1600s read the line "how sweet and lovely doth thou make the shame" from shakespeare’s sonnet 95 and felt the same way us gay bitches felt hearing hozier sing "there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin" in 2014

if they have their own ads on their own website they get ad revenue from themselves its infinite money

connect power bar to itself for infinite energy

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

She’s on a mission

I’m sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea