Stupid thoughts

Why are opossums the Florida of animals? ;-;

What if like... Endermen are so aggressive when u look at them because they're self conscious about themselves? Like bro.. It's okay.. You're perfect the way you are <3

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If you don't eat your bus drivers ass when u get off at ur stop what r u even doing?

What if, every time we'd break one of our bones, instead of it growing back to normal we would get an extra joint on where it broke?

OK but does anyone ever think back to the time when taking a shit then pissing and taking another shit all in one sitting was the achievement of achievements?