Princess Roddy's Adventures

Princess Roddy looked around Volkras Glen. It was peaceful. The afternoon sun filtered down from the gaps in the trees dotted around the glen. A couple of deer bounded around and grazed on the grass and berries. A small brook was beside the path, which led to several small ponds. In the brook and the ponds were small fish of many varieties. Leaf tail squirrels leapt from tree to tree and occasionally squabbled with each other. The princess sniffed a flower. Some pollen got up his nostrils and then.... 'Ah...ah...AH....CHU!' Princess Roddy sneeze changed into his kitten form. And then he sneeze changed back into his human form! He did this a total of six times. On the sixth sneeze, His Royal Majesty changed into his human form, but now he was wearing his masculine sleepwear. A good time too, as the seventh sneeze teleported him into his aunt's arms. Shelly smiled and hugged her adorable nephew tightly against her very generous bosom. She applied a layer of her shiny, bright pink lip plumping lipstick, smiled sweetly, batted her eyelashes and made squeaky kissing sounds. Then she gave the princess several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face. Each one ended with a loud pop. By the time Shelly had finished, Princess Roddy's face was covered in several, very great, big, shiny, bright pink lipstick smooches. Princess Roddy giggled and nuzzled, relaxing. Shine smiled and stroked her firstborn son's hair as her twin gently bounced him as the adventurers continued to walk. Eventually, they emerged from the glen and arrived at Anvilreach. The guards, a pair of gnomes, opened the gates to the large town and Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly entered. Anvilreach was full of perpetual cherry blossom trees, and the houses and shops were covered in flowers and ironwork. A sculpture made of steel, brass, iron and copper with rotating flowers below it was in the town centre. Off to the south western corner of the town was a big park with a heart shaped pond, pink heart shaped playground equipment and a shaded spot full of perpetual cherry blossom trees. This was Pinkstem Park and Playground. Princess Roddy peeked out of his aunt's arms and snapped his fingers, summoning and deploying his portable cottage. He, Shine and Shelly entered and got settled. At 4pm, Princess Roddy cleaned himself up and changed into his feminine everyday attire. Then he, his mother and his aunt had leek and potato soup for dinner, which was filling as usual. At 7pm, His Royal Majesty felt his caffeine synthesis start up. 'Looks like I'm going to have another night of exploration. See you in the morning, mummy, Auntie Shelly!' he said, hugging his mother and his aunt, kissing their cheeks as well. 'Enjoy yourself, sweetie!' Shine replied. She and her twin hugged him tightly against their very generous bosoms. Shelly gave him a very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooch on his nose. The princess giggled. As the twins headed upstairs into their first floor bedroom, Princess Roddy headed out of his portable cottage, spread his pink butterfly wings and took to the sky, looking for somewhere in Anvilreach to explore. It was going to be another great night for His Royal Majesty.

Princess Roddy slowly woke up at 12:00pm. He stretched his arms and wings and looked up at Shelly. Then he floated out of her arms. The princess, his mother and his aunt had cheese, onion and mushroom toasties for lunch, which filled the trio up. Afterwards, His Royal Majesty tapped one of his watches and looked at the map. 'Right, if we go east, we head towards the guild city of Oslivuror. Towns on the way are Anvilreach, Grelltham, Ferivlond, Enolow and Prolmire. From the eastern gate of Celudence, we travel through the Volkras Glen to reach Anvilreach. After that, going through Pecovirn Forest takes us to Grelltham. After Grelltham, the Heaclour Field. Ferivlond and Enolow are within Heaclour Field. After that, it's Clowtevem meadow, which takes us to the last stop before the Guild City of Oslivuror.' Princess Roddy explained. He brought up the beastiary. 'Watch out for parabunnies and...err...that's it.' the princess said, blinking. 'Parabunnies are like parasprites from Equestria, only worse. They have a stare that can confuse anyone unlucky enough to gaze upon the lagomorphs. Oh, and they can make you sleepy too. They have comatoxin, similar in strength to that of a Nerscylla. Parabunnies are found in Heaclour Field. We won't need to gear up for the Volkras Glen.' he explained. 'Before we set off, I have something I want to do. And I believe Cherise Hollarch is still outside. Be back in a moment!' His Royal Majesty added, heading out of the portable cottage. He soon found the young noblegirl. 'Hello Cherise. I want to do something for you. Mind taking off your necklace for me?' he asked, smiling. 'Ok, Roddy!' Cherise chirped, handing her light pink butterfly pendant necklace over. With a snap of his fingers, Princess Roddy transformed it. Now, in between the wings of the light pink butterfly charm was a light pink heart shaped jewel. 'This is so we can keep in touch! Simply tap the necklace to call me. And we can see each other!' His Royal Majesty said, explaining to the young noblegirl how the jewel worked. Cherise's eyes sparkled. 'Oh, thank you so much, Roddy!' she said as the princess handed her necklace back to her. After putting it back on, the young noblegirl twirled on the spot, curtsied and giggled. Then she reached into a pocket of her shiny, light pink sleeveless bubble dress and retrieved a tube of shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick, applying two layers. Cherise glomped and hugged Princess Roddy tightly, who blushed shyly. She giggled, smiled sweetly, batted her eyelashes and puckered her lips. Then she gave him several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face. Each one ended with a loud pop. In the end, Princess Roddy's face was covered in several, very great, big, shiny, light pink lipstick smooches. Cherise wasn't done yet! She giggled again and gave the princess several more very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face. 'Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!' the young noblegirl chirped as she gave His Royal Majesty another several, very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches. 'You're welcome, Cherise....' Princess Roddy replied, quietly. Cherise batted her eyelashes and gave him a final round of very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches, and then she hugged him tightly once more. The young noblegirl eventually released His Royal Majesty, puckered her lips once more, blew a very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooch towards him and skipped over to Lord Aquinas and Lady Verity Hollarch, who waved goodbye. Princess Roddy cleaned himself up and changed into his feminine everyday attire, applying his kiss proof foundation, his light pink blush, his light pink eyeshadow and his shiny, bright pink lipstick and lipstick sealer. Then, when Shine and Shelly were outside, he desummoned his portable cottage. The three adventurers flew from the guild suburb of Heartminster to Celudence. Once they stocked up on supplies, the princess, his mother and his aunt exited the capital city of Skyrias, heading east and entering the Volkras Glen.

At 9:30am, Princess Roddy woke up. He stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings and floated out of Shelly's arms, cleaning himself up, changing into his feminine everyday attire and applying his kiss proof foundation, his light pink blush, his light pink eyeshadow and his shiny, bright pink lipstick and lipstick sealer. Then the princess, his mother and his aunt, exited the cottage and walked over to the playground. Shine and Shelly watched as His Royal Majesty played with the children, khalesho pups, felynian kittens, drakkod whelplings and sentient horse, unicorn and pegasi foals. The twins chatted with the other parents as well. Then, the Jaycrests and the Hollarch family arrived. 'Hello there Reuben!' Princess Roddy said, smiling, hugging the young dwarf. 'Hello Princess Roddy!' Reuben chirped. He had his teddy bear, Helena, with him. Erol and Bethany Jaycrest walked over to Shine and Shelly. 'Commander Sasha Tolby of the Etherian Order, and Miss Shelly Heart! Fancy meeting you here!' Erol said, saluting. 'At ease, private. I'm Shine when I'm off duty.' Shine said, smiling. 'Just call me Shelly!' her twin said, waving. 'I guess that includes us then.' Lord Aquinas Hollarch surmised as he and Lady Verity Hollarch approached the princess's mother and his aunt. 'That is correct!' Shine said, warmly. 'By the way, how did you get here? I thought it would have taken 3 hours to get here from Celudence's Residential District!' Shelly enquired. 'We've got a teleportation stone in our front lawn.' Verity replied. 'And ours is in our back garden.' Bethany added. 'Makes sense.' Shine said, thoughtfully. The group watched as Princess Roddy and Reuben played with the others. Cherise Hollarch was hiding under the main climbing frame, applying her shiny, light pink lipstick. Then, just as His Royal Majesty had changed into his masculine everyday attire... 'RODDY!' the young noblegirl squealed, leaping out of her hiding spot and glomping and hugging the princess tightly. 'Hello, Cherise....' Princess Roddy said, shyly. Cherise giggled, smiled sweetly, batted her eyelashes and puckered her lips. Then she gave him several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face. Each one ended with a loud pop. In the end, Princess Roddy's face was covered in several, very great, big, shiny, light pink lipstick smooches. She wasn't done though! Cherise giggled again and gave the princess several more very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face. 'I like you a lot, Roddy!' the young noblegirl chirped as she gave His Royal Majesty another several, very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches. 'I like you a lot...too.' Princess Roddy said, quietly. Cherise giggled and hugged him again. Eventually, she released the princess and hugged Reuben, who giggled. Princess Roddy changed into his masculine sleepwear and summoned his cuddle blanket, teleporting into his aunt's arms. Shelly smiled and hugged him tightly against her bosom. 'There we go, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie. Snug against my boobies once more...' she cooed cheekily and gently as she bounced. Shine smiled and stroked her firstborn son's hair gently. Princess Roddy closed his eyes, smiled adorably and fell asleep, wings twitching occasionally. Cherise walked over to His Royal Majesty's mother and his aunt. Shelly smiled warmly. 'It's nappy-nap time.' she explained. 'I liked his feminine clothing.' the young noblegirl said. 'Thank you, friend.' the princess replied telepathically. Cherise giggled softly and went back to play with the other children, khalesho pups, felynian kittens, drakkod whelplings and sentient horse, unicorn and pegasi foals. Shine and Shelly said goodbye to the Jaycrests and the Hollarch family, and went back inside. Shelly sat down on the pink sofa in the living room and continued to bounce gently. Princess Roddy nuzzled a bit closer. He was happy and comfortable. Sweet dreams, Your Royal Majesty.

Princess Roddy arrived at Hollarch Mansion and rang the doorbell, waiting patiently. Lord Aquinas Hollarch answered the door. He was a stout gentleman with short hazel brown hair and an elaborate moustache. He wore a white and powder blue suit, a pair of powder blue trousers, a pair of black shoes, a green bow tie and a monocle. He looked at the princess, who did his signature curtsy, a combination of a bow and a curtsy. 'I'm looking for a Miss Cherise Hollarch.' His Royal Majesty said. Lady Verity Hollarch came over. She had hazel brown hair in a beehive style, and was wearing a light green dress and heels. 'Welcome to Hollarch Mansion, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar. Cherise is upstairs in her room right now. She's...not in the best of moods.' Verity said. 'Well, she'll cheer up as soon as I return this to her.' Princess Roddy said, opening his pink heart shaped bottomless belt bag, retrieving a small jewellery box and opening it. 'Her earrings!' Aquinas gasped in surprise. 'I'll take you to her room, Your Royal Majesty.' he added. And so, he led the princess up to Cherise's room. 'Cherise, pumpkin! There's a guest for you!' Aquinas called, knocking on the door. Cherise Hollarch opened the door. She had freckles and blonde hair in short pigtails. She wore a shiny, light pink sleeveless bubble dress, shiny, light pink Mary Janes and a pair of long, shiny, light pink evening gloves. A light pink butterfly pendant necklace was around her neck, but the pair of light pink clip on earrings with a butterfly and a heart on each earring were missing. And she'd clearly been crying. 'Go away...' Cherise said, about to close the door. Then she saw the small jewellery box with her earrings in them. Her eyes widened. 'MY EARRINGS!' she squealed in delight. The princess chuckled. 'Hello there, Cherise. I'm His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson. I'm sure your parents have told you about me.' he said, doing his signature curtsy. 'Come in, come in!' Cherise said, feeling much better. His Royal Majesty smiled and entered the young noblegirl's bedroom. Cherise Hollarch's bedroom was pink, fluffy, had light pink heart shaped furniture, and a light pink heart shaped vanity sat at one corner. It was spacious and had a light pink walk in wardrobe. Princess Roddy handed the jewellery box with the earrings to Cherise, who put them on and smiled. 'Thank you so much! Where did you find them? And is it ok if I call you Princess Roddy, or just Roddy?' she asked. 'I found them in a pink playhouse in Magdrangea Park. And yes, you may!' Princess Roddy replied, warmly. Cherise twirled on the spot, curtsied and giggled. She went to the vanity and retrieved a tube of shiny, light pink lipstick. She sat down and carefully applied it. Then she glomped and hugged Princess Roddy tightly and gave him several very great, big, smooches on his face. Each one ended with a loud pop. In the end, His Royal Majesty's face was covered in several, very great, big, shiny, light pink lipstick smooches. She wasn't done! Cherise giggled again and gave the princess several more very great, big smooches on his face. 'You're the best! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!' the young noblegirl chirped. His Royal Majesty giggled adorably and then went shy and quiet. He changed into his masculine sleepwear and summoned his pink cuddle blanket. 'You're welcome, Miss Cherise Hollarch...' the princess said quietly, clutching his cuddle blanket. He said goodbye to Cherise, headed downstairs, said goodbye to Lord and Lady Hollarch, yawned and sleep teleported into Shelly's arms. His aunt smiled and hugged him tightly against her very generous bosom, taking him inside the portable cottage in Sugarcube Park and Playground, sitting down on the pink sofa in the living room, and gently bouncing him.

At 4am, Princess Roddy woke up as usual. He stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings and changed into his feminine royal attire. Then he opened the window and flew out towards Celudence. He had a job to do! The princess summoned a beavertail and ate it slowly as he flew. Once that was finished, he summoned his usual coffee and chugged it. After breakfast on the wing, His Royal Majesty continued from Heartminster to Celudence's residential district. At 5am, he witnessed the sunrise. At 6:50am, Princess Roddy made it to the residential district and landed, tapping one of his bracelets and bringing up the map. He located Dunnock Road and looked for 12 Dunnock Road. Meanwhile, all was not well at the Jaycrest household. Little Reuben Jaycrest was inconsolable, and his father, Erol Jaycrest, a dwarf with short ginger hair and a ginger beard, wearing a brown and white t-shirt, a pair of brown trousers, and a pair of white shoes, and his mother, Bethany Jaycrest, a dwarf with long braided brown hair, wearing a caramel orange skirt, a caramel orange jumper and a pair of caramel orange flats, were doing all they could to placate him. 'Reuben, it's alright. Helena is bound to turn up eventually. We did attach a name tag to her.' Erol said as he and Bethany hugged their son. 'But...but!' Reuben whimpered. Then he realized where he'd dropped his teddy bear. Before his parents could stop him, he ran out of 12 Dunnock Road and towards Magdrangea Park. He bumped into Princess Roddy. 'Steady on, little one! What's the rush?' the princess asked, picking the weeping dwarf up off the ground. 'I dropped my teddy bear, Helena, at Magdrangea Park, and I-I was on my way over...' he bawled. 'By any chance is she brown, wearing a light blue anorak with pockets?' His Royal Majesty enquired. 'Y-yes...that's her...' Reuben sniffled. 'Well, as it so happens....' Princess Roddy said, smiling and reaching into his pink heart shaped bottomless belt bag and pulling out a brown bear wearing a light blue anorak with pockets. The little dwarf's eyes widened. 'HELENA!' he squealed. The princess chuckled. 'Let's get you and your teddy bear home, Master Jaycrest.' he said. And so, he took Reuben back to 12 Dunnock Road. 'Reuben! We were so worried about you! You could have been hurt, or worse!' Bethany said, rushing over as Princess Roddy and the young dwarf entered. 'I'm sorry, mummy, daddy...but look! This kind stranger found Helena!' Reuben said, clutching his beloved teddy bear. The princess did his signature curtsy, a combination of a bow and a curtsy. 'Hello everyone. I am His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson. First male princess, youngest ruler of a place called Simsonia. I'm genderfluid, but I keep my birth gender and pronouns, I'm a boy, and my pronouns are he/him. I prefer to go by the name Princess Roddy.' he replied. 'I knew you looked familiar! Welcome to our humble abode!' Erol said, smiling. 'Have you had breakfast?' Bethany asked. 'I had it on the wing!' His Royal Majesty replied, closing and opening his pink butterfly wings twice. 'My portable cottage is currently in the guild suburb of Heartminster, at Sugarcube Park and Playground.' he explained. 'And I found your bear near the slides of Magdrangea Park, little Reuben.' he added, kneeling down to Reuben's level. The young dwarf beamed and hugged Princess Roddy. 'Thank you, Princess Roddy.' he said, gratefully. 'You're welcome, Reuben.' the princess replied. He gave him a gentle kiss on his cheeks, nose and forehead. The little dwarf giggled and went shy. After a chat with the Jaycrests, Princess Roddy got ready to leave. 'It's been a pleasure to meet you!' Bethany said. 'Same here, Mrs Jaycrest!' His Royal Majesty replied, doing his signature curtsy again. Waving goodbye, snapping his fingers, changing into his masculine everyday attire and exiting 12 Dunnock Road, the princess headed to his next destination: Hollarch Mansion, to reunite a pair of light pink clip on earrings with a butterfly and a heart on each one, with their young owner.

Princess Roddy landed in the shopping district of Celudence and began to explore. Everyone and everypony were in high spirits and waved, bowed and curtsied to the princess as he walked by. His Royal Majesty waved and did his signature curtsy, a combination of a bow and a curtsy, in return. The district itself was neat, with the shops being separated by a line of perpetual cherry blossom trees. Flowerboxes decorated the windows of each shop, and as you could expect at 7:30pm, the shops themselves were closed. The next district Princess Roddy visited was the fashion district. Boutiques, haberdasheries, jewellery shops, hair and beauty salons were in the centre of the district, and a large perpetual cherry blossom tree stood in the centre, behind a small heart shaped pond and a manmade waterfall. The eatery and entertainment districts were next. The eatery district smelt heavenly to His Royal Majesty, but he'd had a good meal, so he wasn't hungry. The entertainment district was pink with theatres of various sizes and functions lining the street. 'Yeah, that's an affection trap if I ever saw one.' Princess Roddy thought, deciding to avoid it and heading to the residential district. The residential district was quiet and well maintained. The princess immediately saw two large buildings here. The first was Shansair Castle, the residence of Prince Raleigh Aetherion. This castle was made of marble, stone and granite and and was covered in a plethora of flowers. The second building was Hollarch Mansion. It was light pink, with a big, light pink heart shaped fountain out front. The doors were light pink and heart shaped too. 'I approve the colour.' His Royal Majesty thought, smiling. The last district Princess Roddy visited was Magdrangea Park. It had a large heart shaped lake and a spacious playground with light pink heart shaped and lip shaped playground equipment. The flowerbeds were light pink and heart shaped, with pink flowers of all types. And of course, there were perpetual cherry blossom trees here too. The princess looked around and saw something just near the slides. He got closer and looked at it from all angles. A brown teddy bear in a light blue anorak with pockets 'Ah, good, it's got a nametag and a picture. Let's see....Reuben Jaycrest. Dwarf, medium ginger hair, turquoise jacket, shorts and slip-ons. Lives at 12 Dunnock Road in the residential district....' Princess Roddy thought, looking at the map and marking Reuben's house. After storing the teddy bear in his pink heart shaped bottomless belt bag, the princess continued to look around and saw something sparkling in a pink playhouse. 'A pair of light pink clip on earrings with a butterfly and a heart on each earring? I wonder if they're engraved?' His Royal Majesty pondered, picking them up and looking at the back of them. "If found, please return to Hollarch Mansion. They are the property of Miss Cherise Hollarch." he read. Princess Roddy tapped one of his watches and brought up the citizen directory. 'Hollarch....Hollarch. Ah! Here we go. Cherise Hollarch is a human child with freckles and blonde hair in short pigtails, a shiny, light pink sleeveless bubble dress, shiny, light pink Mary Janes, a pair of long, shiny, light pink evening gloves. She wears a pair of light pink clip on earrings with a butterfly and a heart on each one, and a light pink butterfly pendant necklace. Sometimes wears a shiny, light pink babydoll dress. Parents are Lord Aquinas Hollarch and Lady Verity Hollarch.' he thought, carefully reading the details. Then the princess dismissed the directory, summoned a small jewellery box and placed the earrings within it. He stored the box in his pink heart shaped bottomless belt bag. He was going to reunite the teddy bear and the earrings with their owners in the morning. At 10:30pm, Princess Roddy returned to Sugarcube Park and Playground in Heartminster, changed into his feminine sleepwear, flew into his portable cottage's rooftop sanctuary and fell asleep in his pink heart shaped sofa bed. Tomorrow was another day.

Princess Roddy slowly woke up from his nap at 10:30am. He stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings, and then he looked up at his aunt. The princess floated out of her arms and headed into the kitchen, making three cheese and onion sandwiches. His Royal Majesty, Shine and Shelly ate in the dining room. After early brunch, Princess Roddy cleaned himself up and went upstairs to his first floor bathroom. He had a relaxing mud bath and took care of his nails. Then, at 12:30am, he came downstairs, having changed into his feminine everyday attire, complete with his usual makeup. His Royal Majesty watched My Little Pony: Best Gift Ever, on the HoloTV with his mother and his aunt, followed by My Little Pony: The Movie. And then after that, Rainbow Road Trip. He very much enjoyed his Friendship is Magic binge watch! And then the princess watched every single Equestria Girls movie. He found them interesting. Following that, Princess Roddy watched My Little Pony G5. Let's be honest folks, it wasn't as exciting as G1 G2, G3 and G4. The TV binge continued with the first two seasons of Miraculous: The Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir. Chloé Bourgeois annoyed the princess. 'What the hell's that lipstick shade?' he asked rhetorically. Shine and Shelly narrowed their eyes, applying their shiny, bright pink lip plumping lipstick. 'And her attitude is atrocious.' Shine remarked. 'How come no one has realized that Gabriel Agreste is Hawk Moth?' Shelly enquired. 'Oh, Marinette Dupain-Cheng does realize in the last episode of Season One that Gabriel is the Butterfly Miraculous Holder. It gets complicated in the next few seasons.' His Royal Majesty explained as best as he could. After finishing Season One and Two of Miraculous, they watched Pogles' Wood, Ivor the Engine, The Clangers and Bagpuss. 'Ah, now this is better! Classic British TV!' Princess Roddy said, reclining in the sofa as his aunt cuddled him. Afterwards, the three adventurers watched the modern version of The Clangers. 'You can definitely see the difference between the 1969 to 1974 version and the 2015 version. There's only five Clangers in the 2015 version, but it's no less charming. A lot of love and care was put into those shows.' the princess said, warmly. At the last episode of Season One of the 2015 version of The Clangers, His Royal Majesty turned the HoloTV off and looked at his watches. 4pm. Dinner time! Taking off his gloves, Princess Roddy put on his frilly pink apron and went into the kitchen. 'What's today's dinner?' Shelly asked. 'Spaghetti Bolognese!' the princess replied. And so, he started cooking. Soon, he came out with three bowls of spaghetti Bolognese, one for his mother, one for his aunt, and one for himself. They sat in the dining room and ate slowly. When they finished, His Royal Majesty put the empty plates in the dishwasher and turned it on. Then he put his gloves back on and relaxed, At 7pm, Princess Roddy's caffeine synthesis kicked in. 'Think I'll explore Celudence tonight. See you in the morning, mummy, Auntie Shelly!' he said, hugging his mother and his aunt, kissing their cheeks as well. 'Enjoy yourself, sweetie!' Shine replied. She and her twin hugged him tightly against their very generous bosoms. Shelly gave him a very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooch on his nose. The princess giggled. As the twins headed upstairs into their first floor bedroom, His Royal Majesty headed out of his portable cottage, spread his wings and took to the sky at Mach 15 for a brief hypersonic flight, before heading out of the guild suburb of Heartminster towards Celudence. He was going to have a great time!

Princess Roddy woke up the next morning at 4am. He stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings and headed downstairs from his rooftop sanctuary to his first floor bathroom of his portable cottage, where he had a shower. Afterwards, the princess went downstairs into the kitchen and made a white chocolate and raspberry ice cream gateau sundae, with white chocolate gateau at the bottom, white chocolate and raspberry ice cream in the middle, raspberries on top and whipped cream with biscoff sauce. His Royal Majesty sat down at the breakfast nook and ate it slowly. 'MMMMMMMM, FUCK YEAAAAAH!' he thought, closing his eyes in bliss, his pink butterfly wings buzzing with happiness. He made adorable, happy little princess noises too! When he had finished, Princess Roddy put the empty ice cream glass in the dishwasher, summoned his usual coffee, chugged it and went into the living room, sitting down in his favourite pink living room chair and summoning his pink cuddle blanket. At 6am, Shine and Shelly woke up, had a bath in their on suite, and got changed into their usual outfits. Then the twins had a pain au chocolat and a croissant each for breakfast. They then went into the living room and saw the princess relaxing in his chair. Shelly sat down on the pink sofa and waited. His Royal Majesty teleported into his aunt's arms and looked up, smiling. Shelly looked down at the princess. She pulled out a tube of her shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick from her dress's discreet pocket and started to slowly apply five layers of it as the princess watched. 'Mmmmm...' she purred in a sultry sweet tone between the first, second, third, fourth and fifth layers, batting her eyelashes. She puckered her lips and made squeaky kissing sounds. She looked at His Royal Majesty and smiled. Princess Roddy giggled, knowing what was coming. Shelly smiled sweetly, batted her eyelashes, hugged her adorable nephew tightly against her very generous bosom, puckered her lips, made squeaky kissing sounds and gave him several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a loud pop, and leaving several, very great, big, shiny, light pink lipstick smooches on his face. Princess Roddy giggled and blushed adorably. Shelly sat him down in his favourite pink living room chair. Then she began to apply three more layers of her lipstick. 'Mmmmm...' she purred in a sultry sweet tone between the sixth, seventh and eighth layers. Then she started to make squeaky kissing sounds again....and started to bounce, shimmy and jiggle, her very generous bosom joining in with the motion. His Royal Majesty giggled, smiled and blushed adorably. His aunt quickly scooped him up and gave him several more very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a loud pop. Afterwards, Shelly hugged her adorable nephew tightly against her very generous bosom once more and bounced, her very generous bosom joining in the motion. 'There we go, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie....all snug against my boobies once more...' she cooed softly and cheekily, batting her eyelashes and keeping her lips puckered. Shine smiled. 'We're proud of you, sweetie.' she whispered, stroking her firstborn son's hair softly. Princess Roddy smiled adorably. His wings fluttered rapidly in happiness. Then he fell asleep, nuzzling into Shelly, who continued to bounce. He was comfortable and happy.

Princess Roddy began to bend reality to his will, Soon, the sky returned to normal. And then, with a sweeping motiion, the princess gathered every single thundercloud into one massive supercell and sent it Rancourin's way. The supercell struck Rancourin, frying him. Not only that, it rained edible, spicy pink gunge! 'MY MOUTH IS BURNING! AAAARGH!' the draconequus screeched. 'Hahahaha! Didnae like that, did ye? I'm just gettin' started, bampot!' Princess Roddy cackled mischievously. With a snap of his fingers, His Royal Majesty casted Morphiate and turned Rancourin into a ceramic lawn ornament. 'What...what are you going to do with that hammer?' the chaos being asked nervously as Princess Roddy summoned a massive sledgehammer. 'Obviously, i'm goin' tae smash ye intae pieces!' the princess replied. He swung, and Rancourin was broken into shards. The draconequus put himself back together and grumbled. Then he realized he was missing a horn. 'You, Little. Shit. WHERE IS IT?' Rancourin thundered. Then he saw a whole bunch of horns lying on the ground. 'Which one is it? You'll never find where it is!' Princess Roddy replied, gleefully. The chaos being hissed in frustration and began to pick each one up. Some turned into trumpets, others turned into French horns. And some even turned into old fashioned car horns! Whilst Rancourin was scrabbling around on the ground, His Royal Majesty was preparing to end it. He'd discreetly combined his serrated greatswords, his tonfas and his long swords into the Hell Blades, a pair of bladed tonfas. 'Get to a safe distance, and have some popcorn.' he said telepathically to Shine and Shelly, cloaking and shooting up into the sky at hypersonic speeds. His mother and his aunt did so. 'Hah, found it, princess!' the draconequus said, reattaching his missing horn and returning to normal. Suddenly, chains of searing light shot down from the sky, binding the chaos being. 'A-a-aaaaAAAAARGH! WHAT IS THIS?!' Rancourin exclaimed as the chains burned him. Then Princess Roddy uncloaked. The Hell Blades were spinning rapidly, dark, spellcaster and fae energy crackling around them. And then.... 'HELLRAZER!' The princess descended like an angry Crimson Glow Valstrax, getting closer and closer until... BOOOOOOM! His Hell Blades made contact with the draconequus, completely obliterating him. Immediately, things went back to normal. The bladed tonfas split into their respective parts, and His Royal Majesty's armor returned to its base form. Princess Roddy snapped his fingers. 'Restori Maxim Gigantis!' he said, casting his mass restoration spell. Every single part of Heartminster was rebuilt and restored. The princess smiled and desummoned his armor and weapons. Then he tapped his necklace. 'RANCOURIN IS DEAD. IT IS SAFE TO RETURN TO SKYRIAS, EVERYONE AND EVERYPONY!' he announced. By 7pm, every single person and pony had arrived back in Skyrias. Shine and Shelly had removed their gear and stored their weapons. Prince Raleigh Aetherion landed and changed from his alicorn form into his human form. Honey Valentine landed and changed from her empress dragon form into her human form too. 'You are a powerhouse, Your Royal Majesty, and you even made sure to fill up the crater you made!' the prince said, clapping. 'You saved my home, and you saved Skyrias, no, the entirety of Eotson! Thank you, Roddy!' Honey said, smiling. 'And you saved my home too, cutie!' Zircal Diamante, added, batting her eyelashes. Princess Roddy smiled. He summoned a bowl of mushroom, onion and sweetcorn soup and ate it. Then he yawned, changed into his masculine sleepwear, summoned his cuddle blanket and his portable cottage back at Sugarcube Park and Playground and teleported into Shelly's arms, falling asleep. His aunt smiled and hugged him tightly against her very generous bosom. 'Good work, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie. Sweet dreams...' she whispered. Then Shelly took Princess Roddy back to his portable cottage, with Shine following. His Royal Majesty was going to have a comfortable sleep that night.

At 3:30am the next morning, Princess Roddy, Shine and Shelly heard a trumpet fanfare, followed by mad cackling. 'HELLO FUTURE SUBJECTS OF SKYRIAS! IT IS I, RANCOURIN, THE MASTER OF CHAOS AND MAYHEM!' the draconequus announced as he arrived. He had a pair of hooves, a pair of talons for hands, dark black feathered wings, four horns atop his head, a swamp brown mane, green scales and a dragon's face. Rancourin then looked at the princess, his mother and his aunt. 'Oh ho ho ho! Three heroes, standing against me! How absolutely charming!' he said, breaking one of the branches of a nearby perpetual cherry blossom tree and using it like a backscratcher. Reality began to warp. Buildings turned upside down, The sky turned purple and split between day and night. Princess Roddy narrowed his eyes. Then he saw his portable cottage floating. Snapping his fingers, he desummoned it. He wasn't about to let his favourite pink living room chair get damaged or broken! 'Enjoying the chaos yet, princess?' Rancourin asked, laughing wildly. His Royal Majesty rolled his eyes and touched up his makeup. 'What?! I'm a big chaos causing being and you're not paying a single ounce of attention to me?!' The draconequus said, offended. 'Well, if that's the way you want it, how about this!' he growled. Rancourin made several large knives appear and strapped Shelly to a rotating wheel. He levitated one large knife and lobbed it towards her. The princess's aunt smirked. Her two handed leaf blade sword responded, unsheathing from her back and deflecting the knife. 'WHAT?!' the draconequus exclaimed in confusion. He threw another, and another and another and....monotonous, isn't it? Anyway, Rancourin soon ran out of large knives to throw. They were on the ground around Shelly, who was untouched. 'You know, even if one of them made contact with my skin, it wouldn't kill me. At all.' she said, sticking her tongue out, her blade cutting her loose and returning to its scabbard. The draconequus was internally seething. Princess Roddy finished touching up his makeup and desummoned his makeup kit, just as Rancourin turned the ground to marshmallow quickmud. 'Now you're stuck!' he cackled. His Royal Majesty, his mother and his aunt looked at each other and flew out, leaving the draconequus speechless. 'Ohh right. You have pink butterfly wings....' he said, trying and failing to forcefully remove them via chaos magic. 'Bloody hell, he's shite at this, ain't he, Shelly?' Shine said, giggling. 'Too right, twin!' Shelly said in agreement. 'IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO, RANCOURIN?' she shouted, deliberately goading the chaos being. 'You are getting on my nerves!' Rancourin fumed. 'AND WHY ARE YOU NOT BOTHERED, PRINCESS?!' he added, exasperated. 'Because i've seen what real chaos is. This isn't it.' Princess Roddy said, dismissively. 'YOU DARE DOUBT MY POWER?! I ESCAPED FROM EOTSON'S MOON FOR GOODNESS SAKE!' the draconequus thundered. Just then, a tornado formed, Thunder rumbled, and acid rain started to fall, melting everything, except Rancourin, the princess, his mother and his aunt. Princess Roddy looked behind him and saw a house not far from Prevelheart Kindergarten and Primary School had been damaged badly. A child's bedroom lay in ruin. And the child's photo...was completely gone. 'RIGHT! That's enough outta ye!' His Royal Majesty roared, eyes glowing molten red with fury. Dark, spellcaster and fae energy crackled around him, and the scales on his pink butterfly wings chimed in warning. His armor instantly went into Super Mode Plus: Devil Form. 'Ye want chaos? I'LL GIVE YE FUCKIN' CHAOS, YE SHITEBOLLOCKIN' BELLENDIC GOBSHITE OF A BAWBAG BOWFIN DOBBER!' Princess Roddy bellowed. 'Darlia, Casta, Fay? LET'S GO WILD!'

At 10:30pm in the headmistress's office in Prevelheart Schoolhouse. Princess Roddy woke up suddenly in alarm. He floated out of Shelly's arms and immediately cleaned himself up, changed into his feminine royal attire and tapped the flowers on his tiara in order: right, left, centre. His armor and weapons materialized. 'Mum. Aunt Shelly. Gear up. We've got trouble.' the princess said urgently, checking his gauntlet claws. Shine donned her paladin vestments and pulled out her arming sword and kite shield from her satchel. Shelly put on her gauntlets, greaves and sabatons, retrieving her two handed leaf blade sword from her bottomless satchel. 'What's going on?' Headmistress Zircal Diamante asked, concerned. 'I just foresaw a draconequus attack in Skyrias.' His Royal Majesty replied, tapping the pink heart shaped jewel in the centre of his necklace. 'TO ALL MAYORS AND GUILD LEADERS OF SKYRIAS: EVACUATE ALL RESIDENTS!' he announced. Everyone across Skyrias heard the call to evacuate and immediately set to work, getting everyone to safety. The three adventurers ran outside. 'ALL REGIMENTS OF THE ETHERIAN ORDER IN EOTSON, EMERGENCY MOBILIZATION!' Shine commanded. Every single paladin and marksman of the Etherian Order teleported in. Lieutenant Terry Zeers, a taurod paladin and Shine's second in command, stepped forward. 'Orders, ma'am?' he asked, saluting. 'Your orders are as follows: help the evacuation, help Skyrias's army.' Shine replied. 'YES COMMANDER SASHA TOLBY, MA'AM!' the Etherian Order roared, saluting. They immediately set to work. A midnight blue alicorn with a long horn, impressive wings and a mane as navy blue as the night sky arrived. This was Prince Raleigh Aetherion, the leader of Skyrias. 'Your Royal Majesty, I heard the announcement.' he said, bowing his head and changing into his human form. His hair was navy blue, he wore steel gilded sabatons, steel gilded greaves, a midnight blue military coat and two very long sabers sheathed on either side of his belt. 'Your Highness. We've got plenty of time before the attack starts, but here's the situation. I foresaw an attack on Skyrias by a draconequus. And the draconequus's name is Rancourin. He's an extremely dangerous user of chaos magic. And I'm talking reality bending chaos.' Princess Roddy explained. 'Draconequus are long slender draconic beings that thrive in causing chaos. They have a mismatch of parts from a variety of creatures. And I know of two infamous draconequus that once sowed chaos literally in a place called Equestria. Their names were Discord and Cosmos. Discord reformed and eventually learned the meaning of friendship. Cosmos, however was yeeted to the moon of that world. Ironically by her ex flame, Discord.' he added, tapping one of his bracelets and bringing up an image of Cosmos. Then a familiar pink scaled empress dragon flew down and landed in front of the group, changing into her human form. She wore pink high heels, a short, shiny pink sleeveless dress, long, shiny pink evening gloves that reach below her shoulders, a big, shiny pink bow atop her candy pink pigtails, and shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick. This was Honey Valentine. 'Hello, Roddy! I've come to help with the evacuations!' she said, curtsying. 'Hello, Honey! That's excellent! The Etherian Order and Skyrias's army need all the help they can get!' His Royal Majesty replied, doing his signature curtsy, a combination of a bow and a curtsy. Honey nodded, and then she changed into her dragon form, heading to western Skyrias. Meanwhile, Prince Raleigh Aetherion headed onto the streets of Celudence to help his guards out with evacuating the citizens of the capital city of Skyrias. Later, Princess Roddy checked the time on his bracelets. The evacuation of Skyrias was complete, and there was still plenty of time before the attack. 'Come at us, Rancourin. We're feckin' ready.' the princess thought, eyes glowing red, his dark, spellcaster and fae energy crackling around him.

Princess Roddy took a deep breath and floated out of Shelly's arms. 'Are you going to try again?' his aunt asked. The princess nodded. 'Alright, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie.' Shelly said, opening one of the windows of her adorable nephew's rooftop sanctuary. Princess Roddy flew out and headed back over to Prevelheart Kindergarten and Primary School. The door was still unlocked, and the lights were still on, so he headed back into the schoolhouse, clutching his pink cuddle blanket. His Royal Majesty floated as he looked around. Suddenly.... 'There you are, cutie!' Headmistress Zircal Diamante had spotted him. The princess went shy and quiet once again as the giantess approached, pulling out a tube of shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick, applying seven layers, batting her eyelashes, puckering her lips and making squeaky kissing sounds. 'H-hey....uhh...h-hello? I haven't introduced myself and you're going straight to affection?' The princess said, blushing. 'Because I know who you are! You're His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson!' the headmistress replied, bubbling with cheerfulness as she put the lipstick tube away. 'I'm in big, adorable trouble....' Princess Roddy thought as Zircal got closer and closer. Then the giantess glomped him, hugging him tightly against her very generous bosom. She then puckered her lips again, made even more squeaky kissing sounds, and gave the princess not one, not five, but TEN very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches, each one ending with a loud pop. At the end of it, Princess Roddy was covered from head to toe in ten very large, shiny, light pink lipstick smooches. And he was smooched silly and dazed. 'W-wow...Auntie Zircal...' His Royal Majesty mumbled. 'I'm also the mayor and guild mistress of Celudence. Prevelheart just so happens to be my home and the guild hall of Heartminster.' Zircal said, giggling, batting her eyelashes, keeping her lips puckered and bouncing on the spot. Princess Roddy stayed shy, quiet, dazed and smooched silly. He snapped his fingers and summoned a can of unflavoured water, sipping it slowly. 'Roddy! My word, you're covered from head to toe! Are you alright?' asked a voice, trying not to giggle. Shine had arrived, along with Shelly. 'I'm....okay...mummy...Auntie Shelly...hyuck!' His Royal Majesty telepathically replied. 'He's been smooched silly!' Shelly said, giggling. Headmistress Zircal Diamante looked down at the twins. 'Commander Sasha Tolby of the Etherian Order, and Miss Shelly Heart, I presume?' she asked. 'Yes, that's us. But you can call me Shine.' the princess's mother replied, saluting. 'Just call me Shelly!' her twin said, flashing two peace signs. 'So you're this cutie's mother and his aunt?' the headmistress enquired. Shine and Shelly nodded. Princess Roddy finished his can of unflavoured water and imploded it with Implodia. Then he dozed off, sleep teleporting into Shelly's arms. Shelly hugged her adorable nephew tightly against her very generous bosom, applied five layers of her shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick, smiled sweetly, batted her eyelashes, puckered her lips and made squeaky kissing sounds. Then she gave him several, very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a loud pop. Then Shelly bounced, her very generous bosom joining in with the motion. 'Back where you belong, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie....all snug against my boobies....sweet dreams, Roddy.' she cooed cheekily and softly. Princess Roddy nuzzled deeper into his aunt, smiling adorably in his sleep, wings twitching occasionally, as Headmistress Zircal Diamante led the trio into her office to let the sleeping princess have his nappy-nap in Shelly's arms.

Princess Roddy arrived at Prevelheart Kindergarten and Primary School. The outside of the school was pink, with a pink roof and a large pink heart shaped door with a smaller one built in to it. He looked through the windows of the door. 'Yep, light pink....and pristine. Oh boy....' the princess thought, sighing. He tried the door. It opened wide. His Royal Majesty shrugged and headed inside, his eyes glowing faintly pink and the big pink heart shaped gem in the centre flower of his tiara lighting up. Princess Roddy looked around as he walked. 'Like Barbie's dream school or something...' he thought, noting the light pink heart shaped and lip shaped lights on the ceiling of the main hallway to the headteacher's office. 'Aaand even the light switch is light pink and heart shaped.' the princess remarked, flipping the switch. The lights came on everywhere in the abandoned schoolhouse. His Royal Majesty's eyes went back to their usual blue, and the big pink heart shaped jewel in the centre flower of his tiara dimmed, until it wasn't lit up. Before he did anything else, Princess Roddy closed his eyes and started to send gentle waves of dark, spellcaster and fae energy around him, invisible to the naked eye. 'Nothing.' he thought, opening his eyes. Carefully, His Royal Majesty walked up to the headteacher's office. "Headmistress Zircal Diamante" the nameplate read. He opened the large door and was greeted with light pink heart shaped and lip shaped furniture, with a light pink lip shaped bed, a light pink lip shaped vanity table, a door that probably led to a bathroom, and one that probably led to a walk in wardrobe. On the wall was a photo of Zircal Diamante, a giantess with pink hair with blonde highlights in pigtails, wearing a short frilly, shiny, light pink sleeveless dress, a pair shiny light pink high heels with light pink pompoms, a pair of long, shiny, light pink evening gloves that reached just below her shoulders, a light pink heart shaped pearl necklace and fluffy, light pink earrings. She had very great, big lips, clad in shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick. Princess Roddy went shy and quiet, changed into his masculine sleepwear and summoned his pink cuddle blanket, his bracelets changing back into watches and his ponytail changing back to its masculine form. Then the princess listened out for footsteps. 'Zircal's in the building somewhere....I just know it.' he thought, looking around the office for somewhere to hide. With nowhere suitable, Princess Roddy cautiously exited the headmistress's office. 'Might as well check out the classrooms.' His Royal Majesty said inwardly. And so, he walked down the hallway towards the classrooms. He peered in each one. 'Of course...light pink heart shaped and lip shaped furniture of various sizes...' he thought, unsurprised. Then he looked down and saw a shadow larger than his own. 'Aaand Zircal's right behind me...' Princess Roddy said out loud, gulping. He slowly turned around to see the headmistress looking down at him, hands on her knees. 'EEEEEEE!' Zircal Diamante squealed. 'JUMPIN' JEHOSEPHAT!' Princess Roddy exclaimed in fright. He hid under his cuddle blanket and cloaked, flying out of an open window and going hypersonic in the process. 'Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Not dealing with her right now.' the princess thought, flying straight back to his portable cottage, and into his rooftop sanctuary, where he hid under the covers of his pink heart shaped sofa bed, shaking nervously. Downstairs in their first floor bedroom, Shine and Shelly woke up. 'Roddy?' Princess Roddy's aunt called, immediately putting on her favourite dress and heading up to the rooftop sanctuary. She saw a shivering lump in the middle of her adorable nephew's sofa bed. 'Oh my poor, adorable, smoochable little cutie pie...' Shelly said softly, scooping the princess up and hugging him tightly against her very generous bosom. 'There there, Roddy. You're safe and snug against my boobies...' she cooed gently. Then Shelly began to hum softly as she bounced, comforting Princess Roddy.

Princess Roddy sleepily opened one eye and checked the time. 2:30pm. 'I think we'll go by portable cottage this time. Now let's see...' he said, tapping one of his watches and bringing up the map, zooming into Heartminster, a guild town and one of Celudence's suburbs. 'Ah, here we are. Sugarcube Park and Playground. Wait...wha...?' the princess said, blinking. A space was marked on the map. He tapped the space and it read "Reserved for Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson". His Royal Majesty chuckled. 'That makes things easier. Alright! Mummy? Auntie Shelly? Are you ready?' he asked. 'Ready, sweetie!' Shine replied, smiling. 'I'm ready too, Roddy!' Shelly added. She was still cuddling him. Princess Roddy snapped his fingers. The portable cottage disappeared from Springwell Park and Playground, and reappeared directly on the reserved space in Heartminster's Sugarcube Park and Playground. The trio came out of the cottage and looked around. 'Yep, pink heart shaped playground equipment, a large heart shaped pond, three perpetual cherry blossom trees and lots of pink flowers!' His Royal Majesty said. smiling. He spread his pink butterfly wings and floated out of his aunt's arms, flying up above Heartminster. 'Well, isn't this the role reversal! The large school campus, Heartminster Academy in the south western corner of the town is thriving, whilst Prevelheart Kindergarten and Primary School in the north eastern corner of the town is abandoned!' he said telepathically. His mother and his aunt chuckled. 'Are you going to explore the schoolhouse tonight?' Shine asked. 'Probably.' her firstborn son replied. He floated down and the trio headed back inside. Princess Roddy cleaned himself up and changed into his feminine royal attire. This consisted of pink leggings and tights, a big pink sleeveless dress, pink Mary Janes, long pink evening gloves that reached just below his shoulders, his pink heart shaped earrings and necklace, and his watches changed into bracelets. His hair went from its masculine form to its feminine form and tied itself with his pink ribbon. The last thing to appear was His Royal Majesty's pink tiara with three ornate flowers, the largest one being in the centre, with a heart shaped jewel in the centre of the flower. The princess applied his kiss proof foundation, his light pink eyeshadow, his light pink blush and his shiny, bright pink lipstick and lipstick sealer. He smiled. The three adventurers relaxed for the rest of the day. Princess Roddy watched Seasons One and Two of Robocar Poli on the HoloTV. His favourite character was Cleany, a shy green vacuum car that helps to keep Brooms Town clean and runs the recycling centre. At 4:30pm, the princess, Shine and Shelly had burgers which had onions, Dubliner cheese and jalapeno peppers in the patties. He, his mother and his aunt ate them outside. Princess Roddy's wings fluttered in delight and he made adorable, happy little princess noises as he took a bite out of his. Shine and Shelly closed their eyes in bliss. At 7pm, Princess Roddy's caffeine synthesis kicked in. 'Alright, heading out. See you in the morning, mummy, Auntie Shelly!' he said, hugging and kissing his mother and his aunt on their cheeks. 'Good night, sweetie!' Shine said, kissing his cheek in return. 'Have fun, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie!' Shelly said, giving him a very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooch on his nose. Princess Roddy giggled. As the twins headed upstairs into their bedroom, the princess left his cottage and took to the sky once more.

At 10am, Princess Roddy slowly woke up. He looked up at Shelly, who smiled. 'Judging by the shiny, light pink lipstick smooches covering your face, I take it that you were successful in reuniting the key with its owner?' Shine asked, chuckling. His Royal Majesty nodded. Then he looked at the nearby mirror in the living room and hid. 'My hair is a mess...' the princess said quietly. He snapped his fingers and summoned his pink hairbrush, handing it to his aunt. Shelly smiled, She adjusted her hold on her adorable nephew, carried him to one of the dining room chairs in the dining room, took his pink hair bobble out and set to work, gently brushing the tangles out of his hair. Princess Roddy closed his eyes in bliss. When she was finished, Shelly retied his hair back into its masculine form and carried him back into the living room. After the three adventurers had two stuffed pittas filled with kefalotyri, feta, olives, samphire and seaweed each for lunch, Princess Roddy looked up at his aunt. Shelly looked down at the princess. She pulled out a tube of her shiny, light pink lip plumping lipstick from her dress's discreet pocket and started to slowly apply five layers of it as he watched. 'Mmmmm...' she purred in a sultry sweet tone in between the first, second, third, fourth and fifth layers, batting her eyelashes. She puckered her lips and made squeaky kissing sounds. She looked at His Royal Majesty and smiled. 'Are you ready, Roddy?' she asked. Princess Roddy nodded. Shelly smiled sweetly, batted her eyelashes, hugged her adorable nephew tightly against her very generous bosom, puckered her lips again, made more squeaky kissing sounds and gave him several very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a loud pop, and leaving several, very great, big, shiny, light pink lipstick smooches on his face. Princess Roddy giggled and blushed adorably. Shelly put His Royal Majesty in his favourite living room chair. Then...she began to apply three more layers of her lipstick. 'Mmmmm...' she purred in a sultry sweet tone between the sixth, seventh and eighth layers. She started to make squeaky kissing sounds again....and started to bounce, shimmy and jiggle, her very generous bosom joining in the motion. Then she quickly scooped him up and gave him several more very great, big, long, loving and squeaky smooches on his face, each one ending with a loud pop. Princess Roddy yawned and fell fast asleep again. Shelly hugged her adorable nephew tightly against her very generous bosom once more and bounced, her very generous bosom joining in the motion. 'There you go, my adorable, smoochable little cutie pie. All snug against my boobies....' she cooed cheekily and softly, batting her eyelashes and keeping her lips puckered. Shine smiled and stroked her adorable firstborn son's hair. Then she and her twin hummed softly to Princess Roddy. 'Love you....mummy....Auntie Shelly....' His Royal Majesty mumbled in his sleep. The twins' hearts melted. 'Awwwww, we love you too, sweetie!' his mother cooed softly. 'And I have plenty more hugsies and smoochies to give when you need it, Roddy!' his aunt added. Princess Roddy smiled adorably in his sleep, pink butterfly wings occasionally twitching. He was content.

Princess Roddy knocked on the door of 8 Tunemill Close and waited. Enigma Templegill answered it, and gasped. 'Goodness gracious me! It's His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson!' he exclaimed in surprise. 'Enigma, what's going on? Is someone....' Lucille Templegill trailed off as she saw the princess. Princess Roddy smiled and did his signature curtsy, a combination of a bow and a curtsy. 'Is Miss Templegill in?' he asked warmly. Rachel walked over to the door. 'Hello, Princess Roddy...' she said, sighing. 'Hello, little one.' His Royal Majesty said, smiling. 'Did you drop this?' he said, opening his pink heart shaped bottomless belt bag and retrieving the small pink key. Rachel's eyes widened. 'My key! Where did you find it?' she asked. 'It was a few lanes away in a patch of grass.' the princess replied, kneeling down and handing the key over. 'Oh, thank you!' the gremlin child chirped gratefully. 'Would you like to come in, Your Royal Majesty?' Lucille asked. Princess Roddy looked inside the house. Then he shrank to his doll size. 'That will be lovely!' the princess replied, smiling. The Templegills led him inside. Inside, 8 Tunemill Close was cosily decorated with plants. The living room sofa was vintage and lovingly maintained, the radio was also vintage. After Enigma and Lucille showed His Royal Majesty around the kitchen, Rachel walked over. 'Mummy, daddy? Is it ok if I show the princess my bedroom?' she asked. 'By all means, dear!' Lucille replied. 'Yay!' the gremlin girl said, beaming. She took Princess Roddy upstairs. Rachel Templegill's pink bedroom had light pink heart shaped furniture, and a light pink heart shaped vanity sat at one corner. A photo of her schoolfriends from Creigle Kindergarten and Primary School in Creiglemoth hung on the wall. Rachel opened a draw of her vanity and retrieved a pink and gold jewellery box. She placed the pink key in the lock and opened it. It was a musical jewellery box with a teeny, tiny gremlin ballet dancer in a pink ballet dress. The music that played was beautiful. His Royal Majesty listened for a while and smiled. Rachel took out her pink pearl necklace and pink pearl clip on earrings and put them on. 'What do you think?' she enquired. 'You look pretty, Rachel.' Princess Roddy replied, warmly. 'Is it okay if I call you Roddy?' the gremlin child asked. 'Of course it's okay, Rachel!' the princess said, beaming. 'Oh, thank you so much!' Rachel replied, bubbling. She giggled, opened another drawer of the vanity and retrieved a tube of shiny, light pink lipstick. She sat down and carefully applied it. Then she glomped and hugged Princess Roddy tightly and gave him several very great, big, smooches on his face. Each one ended with a loud pop. In the end, Princess Roddy's face was covered in several, very great, big, shiny, light pink lipstick smooches. Rachel wasn't done! She giggled again and gave him several more very great, big smooches on his face. 'You're the best! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!' the gremlin child chirped when she'd finished. Princess Roddy giggled adorably and then went shy and quiet. He changed into his masculine sleepwear and summoned his cuddle blanket. 'You're welcome, little Rachel....' he said quietly. He waved goodbye and headed downstairs to the living room of 8 Tunemill Close. Enigma and Lucille Templegill chuckled. 'Oh dear, she got you!' Lucille said. smiling. 'She got me good....but I don't mind.' Princess Roddy replied gently. After chatting with Rachel's parents, His Royal Majesty said goodbye, exited the Templegill house and returned to his normal size. Then he flew...somewhat clumsily...back to Springwell Park and Playground, where his portable cottage was. As he arrived, Princess Roddy saw Shine and Shelly waiting outside the cottage. The princess yawned, closed his eyes and sleep teleported into his aunt's arms. Shelly smiled and hugged him tightly against her very generous bosom, taking him inside and sitting down on the pink sofa in the living room, gently bouncing him.

In the morning at 4am, Princess Roddy woke up. He stretched his arms and pink butterfly wings, rubbed his eyes sleepily and floated out of the flowerbed he had been sleeping in, returning to his regular size. Then he cleaned himself and snapped his fingers, changing into his feminine everyday attire. After having a bowl of cornflakes, a croissant and his usual coffee for breakfast, the princess floated up to the roof of his portable cottage's rooftop sanctuary and waited for the sunrise, his favourite part of the morning. At 4:30am, the sun began its slow ascent into the sky. Lervin was bathed in a warm, peach pink glow. it was at its prettiest at 5am! Princess Roddy sighed happily and closed his eyes, meditating. Meanwhile, inside the portable cottage, Shine and Shelly woke up at 6am. The twins went into their on suite bathroom and showered. Then they changed into their usual outfits. Shine wore her long, shiny pink dress and her long, shiny pink evening gloves that reached just below her shoulders. Shelly wore her favourite, short, shiny pink peplum dress and her long, shiny pink evening gloves that reached just below her shoulders. Then the pair went downstairs and had breakfast. They had porridge today! After breakfast, they headed outside and looked up. His Royal Majesty had finished his meditation session. 'Morning, sweetie!' Shine called. 'Did you have fun last night, my adorable little cutie pie?' Shelly asked. Princess Roddy floated down. 'Morning, mummy, Auntie Shelly! Yes I did!' the princess chirped in reply, hugging his mother and his aunt and kissing their cheeks. 'It makes me happy that you're happy!' Shelly said. She and her twin kissed Princess Roddy's cheeks in return. The princess giggled. Then he changed into his masculine everyday attire. 'I've got a job to do! I'll see you later!' he called, spreading his pink butterfly wings and taking to the sky. 'Alright, Roddy! Good luck!' Shine called. At 8am, across town in the residential area, at 8 Tunemill Close, a small pink house with a purple roof, all was not well. A young gremlin child with long blonde hair, wearing a light pink sleeveless pinafore, pink stripy socks and light pink pumps, was frantically looking in her pink bedroom for something. This was Rachel Templegill. 'Rachel, breakfast's ready!' called her father, Enigma Templegill. Enigma had blonde hair and a handlebar moustache. He wore dark green trainers, dark green trousers and a dark green t-shirt. 'I'll be down in a few minutes, daddy.' Rachel called. Sighing, she gave up the search and headed downstairs. 'Morning, mummy, daddy...' Rachel said dejectedly as she plated two pancakes and sat down at the breakfast nook, eating slowly. 'Rachel, what's wrong?' Lucille Templegill asked. She had blonde hair in a bob, wore scarlet heels, a long scarlet skirt and a scarlet puff blouse. Rachel finished her second pancake, looked at her parents, and began to cry. 'I....I can't find my key to my jewellery box! That box was given to me by Grandma Jenny before she passed away!' she wailed. 'Oh goodness! Come here, dear...' Enigma said as he and Lucille hugged their distraught daughter. 'Tell you what. Would you like to put on your long, light pink evening gloves? That always makes you feel a bit better.' Lucille suggested. 'Ohkay....' the gremlin child replied, sniffling. She blew her nose, went into the downstairs bathroom, cleaned her hands thoroughly and went back upstairs into her bedroom. Rachel opened a special drawer and put on a pair of long, light pink evening gloves. These were her favourite. Then she came downstairs. 'Feeling better?' Enigma asked. Rachel nodded. She was still unhappy though. Meanwhile, a certain ageless preteen human fairy spellcaster child princess boy with the title of His Royal Majesty, Princess Rodderick Furystrykar of Simsonia and Eotson, had arrived at Tunemill Close. He approached 8 Tunemill Close, the small pink house with a purple roof. The Templegills were in for a pleasant surprise, and a young gremlin girl's day was about to be made!