thinking about.. making meal prep for the week for the gym when on a cut only to discover my greedy feedee decided to eat my week's worth of lunches in one sitting AND some and when I find out they're rubbing their taut, full belly, mindlessly eating a bag of chips with the evidence of my food and plenty of other junk food around them in the form of containers and wrappers
and when they realise what they've done they feel super bad but they don't stop eating or rubbing their belly, and they start to hiccup as they apologise to me and I have to hand them their 2L soda bottle for them to chug so they can get rid of the hiccups, and it works but they belch in the middle of their apology and at that point man i don't even care anymore let's just pack that gut of yours until you're stuck there you're clearly wasting away right now even if you're currently digesting several times my daily intake and some
at least my cooking was good enough to eat five meals worth of the same thing. and it looks really good in your round belly. i'll figure lunch out, don't worry about it. just keep eating.
let me listen to you digest my food and we're even.
