huh?

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him "mr. soap" which i really appreciated

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

[image description: a photo of a fluffy grey cat sitting on the floor and looking up at the camera]

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Because its marge and this kinda magick works 👉💥💥💥💥💥💰

actually the main difference between tumblr and twitter is how people deal with their posts getting unexpectedly popular. if a post blows up on tumblr you delete it and stick a note on your blog saying “if you’re here about That Post please know that i will shoot you in the kneecaps without hesitation.“ a post blows up on twitter and suddenly you’re doing an acceptance speech at the oscars

having undiagnosed adhd was fucking hilarious i’d be like “hey you know that feeling when you get into something so hard you can’t think about literally anything else and it consumes all your higher brain functions to the point where it’s almost viscerally frustrating and your life has begun to center around this one topic or piece of media and it’s also the only way you can experience joy most of the time and all your emotions are tied up in it to some degree and now it’s part of your identity until suddenly it’s not and you feel horrible and alone and understimulated and it’s kind of the worst but that’s just showbiz ain’t it” and everybody would be like what the fuck? NO?????? and i would just be like. Huh! Wacky! and keep on livin ig 

strap in, child

The look of disgust