"You guys sure don’t give a shit that Tetsuo died."

[Chariot noises] "Not at all. Wait- who is Tetsuo, again? Isn't he that guy who hoards panties?"

actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

ok but it’s canada

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

doctor when

“Your next motive is something simple, but a classic. The person who successfully kills next will get 3 million dollars! Yay!”

Send me a ♠ if you want to RP with me but are too shy to approach and I'll make you a starter.

Okay if you are too lazy to turn your post to text when it auto sets to a link after reblogging, and you especially do this with me I WILL cease that roleplay it it happens more then once in that rp

“Your next motive is something simple, but a classic. The person who successfully kills next will get 3 million dollars! Yay!”

Send me a "♦" for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.