screaming really loud at an inappropriate time probably goes so hard

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

i think we should delete the word "sir" from the english language. not only so people stop fucking misgendering me with it but also because the world does not need an honorific for men.

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

if you "fight for your country" im banning You from being trans

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby