Thoughts of a Madman

It’s weird to think this comic predates the rise of Internet spam, though otherwise it reads like it could’ve been drawn yesterday.

hobbes in the last panel deconstructing twitter decades before it’s invention

Casually adding "Well, I'm phasing" to my lexicon.

me, a hopeless romantic buffoon waking up every day: maybe just maybe i’ll encounter romance today…

I love how you have no fucking idea of the scope and majesty you are about to witness until you realize just what KIND of whale is zooming up to the surface and how fucking FAST that thing has to be going to catch that kind of air time.

Whales are scary fast!

Look at this little baby go!

Humpback whales look all slow and majestic riiight up to the point where they decide they need to be somewhere else like, immediately

National Geographic photographers are a breed above

That’s it, that’s his character

It Is Wintertime

ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.

Sounds like college

“man that peter guy really likes spider man, i hope he gets to meet him someday”

Hewwo! Do take cwiticism on youw pwosts (´･ω･`)?

i would sooner die, you babyfaced mackerel of a man