Christopher The Bard

Finally got my polyfrag ass posted on the cringe reddit, so I made this to "commemorate" it

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BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!

Some love for my favorite generation

No one can change my mind

Here is the link of previous four rats

Queek and Skrolk

Woke: vampires are vulnerable to sincere faith of all kinds, and atheist vampire-hunters need to believe very strongly in the Power of Friendship or their love of Star Trek to get by.

Saw this post on the Pokemon Reddit that I wanted to share to Tumblr!

[Image description: A black and white comic titled Adventures in Re-Veth-ification: The Betrayal.  Nott the Brave, a chubby halfling with facial tattoos and braided hair, pulling a tray of cookies out of an old-fashion oven. Jester, a tiefling woman, peaks around a doorframe and says, “Nott! I smell cookies!! Did you find a real bakery somewhere?”

Nott turns to her, shoving a plate of cookies in her face. “Ah! Jessie, perfect timing!! Try these and tell me what you think. It’s been fuckin’ forever since I baked anything.”

Jester takes a cookie and looks at it, bemused. “You…. know how to bake?” She asks. 

“I mean, duh?” says Nott. “Jester I used to be a housewife-”

Jester’s hands slam down on Nott’s shoulders as Jester glares at her. “You’ve known how to bake this whole time-” Jester begins to tear up, “-and you’ve never baked anything for me!?!” 

Jester and Nott start yelling over each other, and Caduceus rounds the corner. “All right, what’s the commotion?” He says. 

Jester continues yelling, ignoring him. He comes up behind her, takes the cookie from her hand, and pops it in her mouth. 

Jester pauses, taking a bite. “… holy fucking shit, that’s a good cookie.” She says. 

Nott hugs Jester around the waist. “I really am sorry Jester. Please forgive me?” 

“Aw, of course, I will Nott! … After like, five more batches.” 

Nott smiles. “Jester, you saved my soul with a cupcake once. I’ll make you as much as you-”

She pauses as she notices Jester’s devious expression. “ -want…” she finishes hesitantly. 

A little later, Beau and Caleb come home and walk into the kitchen. “hey we’re back! What smells-” Beau pauses. “Okay what… What’s going on here?”

“A Lesson In moderation, “ Caduceus says. He sits at the kitchen table, which is piled with all kinds of baked goods - cakes, pies, cookies, brownies, and lots of cupcakes. Baking supplies and wrappers are strewn around the table. Jester lies on the floor gripping her stomach and moaning as Nott strokes her hair. “I’m so sorry Jessie….”  End description.]

Cupcakes; Jester’s greatest weapon, but also her greatest weakness.

20-BI-teen may be nearly over, but we will never stop