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JayTim Week - Tattoo
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âNoâŠJason, noâŠyou didn'tâŠâ
Jason barked a laugh at the look of abject horror on Timâs face as he caught sight of the new tattoo proudly emblazoned across Jasonâs chest.
ââBatman Sucksâ? JasonâŠJasonâŠâ Tim moaned, Jasonâs name coming out more and more desperately with each iteration, as if begging could make the dark inked bat on Jasonâs chest disappear. Jason found himself wishing he could elicit half as much need from Timmyâs moans while they were in bed together as he could with a little ink and rebellion.
Jason laughed out loud as he walked off the practice mats and made his way over to where Tim was slumped against the Cave computer banks in disbelief. âYou like? Iâm kind of disappointed I didnât get it bigger, you know? I shoulda had the wings stretch a little further, then made the whole bat a little taller, that way I could really get those words nice and big,â Jason teased in a total deadpan, gesturing to the lettering left un-inked in sharp contrast to the black bat shape around them. âAnd Iâm not so sure about the color,â Jason mused, rubbing a hand over the day-old stubble on his chin and staring off into space consideringly, âRed would have been more dramatic donât you think?â
âJasonâŠOk, no, you can'tâŠyou can'tâŠâ
Jason dropped his gaze back to Tim just in time to see Tim drop his face into his hands and scrub at his eyes. Jasonâs shoulders shook in silent laughter. He struggled to put on a straight face a moment later when Tim jerked his head up, snapping himself out of his shock and jumping straight into business mode.
âNo,â Tim shook his head. âJason, you have to go,â he ordered, striding forward with a grim expression. Jason opened his mouth to protest, but Tim ran right over him. âYou canât be here when Bruce gets back; he was right behind me and if he sees that there will be no end to the shitstorm that follows.â Tim caught Jasonâs shoulder in a firm grip and steered him towards the back exit to the Cave, startling Jason with how forceful the smaller man could be with just a single hand. âI get that you have issues with how Batman operates and I donât completely disagree with you on some of it, but this is an in-fight we donât need right now.â
âTim.â
âAnd then there is Dick to contend with,â Tim continued unheeding and implacable as he snatched Jasonâs discarded armor, jacket and helmet and shoved them into his arms. Jason caught a mumbled âheâd be just as likely to burst out crying as to punch you in the faceâ as Tim shoved him roughly towards his bike.
âTim.â
âAnd I donât even want to think about how Damian would react to this.â Tim pinched the bridge of his nose, already shaking his head in chagrin at the thought. âAlfred cleans up enough blood as it is without having to clean yours off you, the floor and any of the various weaponry Damian might choose to hurl at you.â
âTim!â
Timâs eyes snapped up to meet Jasonâs stare, shock at the interruption quickly turning to anger as he opened his mouth, probably to continue berating, but Jason cut right across him in a quiet voice.
âTim, itâs not a real tattoo. Itâs not real ink. Itâs an airbrush; temporary.â
The silence that fell over the entire cave could have suffocated an entire monastery of silent monks, but Jason let the words hang until the worried frustration melted off of Timâs face and blank confusion took itâs place. When no response was forthcoming, Jason stepped in close and brought one of Timâs hands up to his chest.
âSee, you can feel the texture of the airbrush paint,â he explained as he guided Timâs hand against his skin, smudging the edges of the letters. âThe bottle said itâd last five to ten days but reviews said alcohol or baby oil might take it off right away. I didnât plan to keep it on for long, probably only tonight.â
Jason noticed a dusting of pink settle across Timâs cheekbones; whether it was for Jasonâs hand pulling Timâs across his bare chest or in embarrassment for Timâs oversightâor bothâJason couldnât say, but he let Tim pull his hand back in any case as Jason concluded with a lame, âUhhhâŠApril Foolâs?â
âJasonâŠâ Tim scrubbed both hands over his face once again. âOh my godâŠâ
Jason grinned apologetically. When Tim finally let his hands drop, his face was even redder with embarrassment, but his expression was long-suffering. âYou still need to get out of here or wash that off before anyone else comes back. You got your laugh from me; I can guarantee no one is going to be laughing if Damian sees that and tries to run you through with a sword.â
âOr if it makes Dick cry?â
Tim huffed out a laugh at that, but leveled Jason with a wry glare all the same. âEspecially if you make Dick cry.â
âSoâŠI guess I should go take this off right now then?â Jason smiled at the patronizing nod and raised eyebrows Tim gave him at the statement, then added, âWell, if thatâs the case do you mind lending me some of that baby oil you keep hidden away just for peeling off bandage tape, shining birdarangs, and softening the skin of that tidy ass of yours?â
Jason threw back his head and laughed as Tim opened and closed his mouth soundlessly. Jason started back towards the stairs up to the manor and Tim fell in behind him after a long pause, but just before they mounted the stairs Jason turned and shot over his shoulder, âIt would probably go faster if I had some help, too, you know? Would you mind lending me that hand again?â
Tim blinked blankly one last time before his sense of humor finally seemed to catch up to the moment. Jason felt the pit of his stomach warm at the intense look and sarcastic answer Tim tossed back at him. âYeah, and this time Iâll even give you two.â
JayTim Week - Photography
âTim, I need to speak with you.â
Tim raised his eyebrows in question to the stony expression on Bruceâs face.
âWhat is this?â
âIt would appear to be a photograph,â Tim responded, steadily meeting Bruceâs glare from over the newspaper clipping he thrust into Timâs face.
âA photograph of you holding hands with Jason Todd.â
âYes.â
Bruceâs face darkened further. âA picture of you holding hands with him in broad daylight surrounded by numerous people.â
âYes, what about it?â Tim continued casually, moving towards the stairs up to the Manor. Bruce had intercepted him just as he was about to leave the Cave for breakfast, but now it looked like getting his coffee fix before heading off to school would have to wait. It had been a long night on patrol and he hadnât had a chance to sleep so he hoped they settled this quickly.
Bruce drew himself up to his full height, pulling out his most imposing glare, the kind that would have had common criminals scurrying if matched with his cape and cowl. âA picture of you holding hands with Jason Todd, in full view of anyone, as Timothy Drake-Wayne, having just left a Wayne Enterprises fundraising event and knowing full well the media would be watching? Are you going to try to tell me next that you didnât think there would be media hanging around as we left that event?â
âNo, I just didnât care,â Tim responded, turning his back to Bruce as he mounted the stairs.
âTimâŠâ Bruce began warningly.
âNo, Bruce. Itâs not like Tim Wayne was seen holding hands with the Red Hood or something. And itâs not like the media has matched his face with that of Bruce Wayneâs onetime foster son, either; heâs just some random guy to them.â
âThatâs not the point.â
Tim froze on second step, foot poised on the third. âThen what is?â he challenged, dropping the put-upon nonchalance and turning to glare down the older man.
âItâs that Bruce Wayneâs son suddenly shows up holding hands and standing close to another man without any prior warning,â Bruce explained. He paused. âAnd that Batmanâs Robin is getting close to a dangerous aggressor.â
âSo is the problem that Jason is a man or that heâs the Red Hood?â Tim asked drily. âBecause as far as I was aware I had already made it perfectly clear to you that, first, I go both ways on that and, second, Jason has agreed to put his more violent means on hold to try to work with us on mutual terms.â
Bruce sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose before responding to Timâs challenge, and when he did his words bore the weariness of a person making an argument they wished theyâd never needed to make in the first place.
âTim, I donât careâŠor rather, I donât mind that your preferences go either way, you know that. Itâs that you made it public knowledge in that way, like you were trying to draw attention to yourself.â
âAnd what if I was?â Tim countered evenly. Bruce blinked, uncertain at that response.
âWhyâŠ? What were you hoping to accomplish?â
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JayTim - Freeform // Pre-relationship; enemies to friends to lovers; jumping straight into the âweâre not really friends but we kind of are?â stage; Timâs obsession with marshmallows (thank Marcus To for that one) // 1.44K // Read on Ao3
âIâd never realized you prefer stick.â
Tim raised his eyebrows at the observation, but didnât spare a glance toward his passenger, opting instead to keep his eyes on the messy Gotham traffic ahead of him.
âI mean, I know for a fact Dick secretly prefers automatics,â Jason continued with a smirk, leaning forward to peer into Timâs face hoping to catch a reaction. âIâd always imagined you guys shared that in common.â
Tim continued weaving through traffic without comment. They were all capable of driving manual transmission - Bruce had made sure of that for Robin purposes, whether they had been of proper age to learn or not - and whenever Bruce or Dick or Tim drove any of Bruceâs fancier âplayboy Wayneâ vehicles, they tended to be manuals or fancy semi-automatics.
But this wasnât patrol and they werenât in one of Bruceâs flashy sports cars; Tim and Jason were in civilian clothes, Tim was giving Jason a lift to meet Barbara for dinner on his way to a late evening business meeting at Wayne Enterprises, and they were riding in Timâs daily driver. It was a nice car, but not expensive or showy; not meant for making a statement.
Except that it did make a statement to Jason. Tim could have picked any car he wanted and had any kind of setup for it - and he had picked a pretty basic manual transmission. Actually, Jason wasnât even sure this model of mid-grade luxury car even came with the option for manual transmission, so Tim might have even had to order the car with this transmission package especially, for all Jason knew.
Jason supposed heâd never really had a reason to suspect Tim to prefer one kind of transmission over the other. Dick preferred automatics because he said it gave him a break from needing to constantly move and think to clutch and shift and downshift and upshift and so on, but Jason also knew that Dick had never really enjoyed driving. For Dick it was a way to get between point A and point B, and if he did that in comfort and/or style then that was enough for him. That had never been enough for Jason, or for Bruce, but until now Jason had never wondered how Tim felt about it.
Then a thought occurred to Jason.
âWell, I guess it would make sense for you to prefer manuals. After all, you always hate to lose control; whatâs worse than having to cede control of which gear youâre in and how many RPMs you engine turns, huh?â
Tim shook his head at Jasonâs teasing tone, but to Jasonâs surprise he responded with words for the first time since Jason had stepped into the car.
âYouâre not too far off; I like driving manuals because it gives me a greater degree of control over the machine.â Tim frowned. âBut I wouldnât say I prefer manuals because I dislike the loss of control while driving an automatic.â The frown faded and a more thoughtful expression took its place.
âItâs more that I enjoy being able to push a car to its limits and then choose to drive it as conservatively as Iâd like, all in the span of a second, without having to punch a button or flip a switch to change a computer setting from âEconomy Shiftâ to âPerformance Shiftâ.â The timing of that statement was eerily perfect, because, at that moment, a gap opened in another lane and Tim rapidly downshifted and floored the vehicle to accelerate into the rapidly shrinking opening.
âI like how it feels,â Tim went on after a moment, âto have a more direct mechanical connection to the engine - from clutch to gears to drive shaft. I just feel more⊠alive when I have the choice of how to drive the car at my fingertips.â He paused again to focus on the cars around them, but Jason kept silent, anticipating more.
âIt feels like driving the car, not just using it to go from one place to another,â Tim finished. He huffed a tired laugh and shot the ghost of a grin at Jason. âTo be honest, driving an automatic is just plain boring to me.â
There was a long beat of silence as Jason stared unseeingly at the stopped traffic in front of them and let the words sink in. Tim cleared his throat and adjusted his grip on the wheel, and when Jason glanced over, there was a faint dusting of pink across Timâs cheekbones. Tim clearly hadnât intended to say so much and probably felt Jason thought he was ridiculous for it.
But the thing was⊠Jason felt the same way. Listening to Tim talk about driving was like having his own thoughts taken, put into different words, and thrown back at him. Actually, Tim might have put to words things Jason hadnât even realized heâd felt about driving until he heard it from somebody else.
Jason had never suspected he would ever have this in common with his replacement. He had never expected to have much of anything in common with the younger boy. It was a strange feeling, warm and unfamiliar, but not unwelcome. These days Jason wondered more and more at moments similar to this one that he had shared with Tim. They werenât really friends but then at the same time they kind of were? Or maybe they were something else entirely? Jason shook his head at the thoughts, but Tim winced, taking the motion as a reaction to what heâd said.
âI know that probably sounds stupid but -â
âIt really doesnât,â Jason answered seriously. Timâs head whipped around at the sudden change of tone in Jasonâs voice before whipping back to dodge a stopped taxi at the last possible second. âItâs just so easy to zone out when you drive an automatic. And thereâs no challenge.â
Tim seemed surprised but nodded along emphatically with what Jason had to say. âYeah, exactly.â
They lapsed in a semi-comfortable silence after that, the remainder of the drive passing quickly as Jason watched Tim weave and zoom through the insane traffic with new perspective on the younger man. Before they knew it, Tim was pulling into the traffic circle - roundabout, whatever - outside the hotel in which Jason and Barbara were meeting. Pulling out his phone to check to see if she had already arrived, Jasonâs eyes drifted over the date and he nearly jumped in his seat.
July 19th. Today wasâŠ
âHoly crap, todayâs your birthday isnât it? Happy birthday, man!â
âThanks,â Tim answered drily, once again shaking his head at the older boy. âYouâd better get going or weâll both be late.â
Jason nodded mutely and vaulted out of the car, slamming the door with one last apologetic âhappy birthdayâ before Tim took off without a second glance. Jason stared after the car as it wove back into traffic, shaking his own head in chagrin.
A late evening business meeting, then a rushed dinner and then a long night of patrolling were probably all Tim had to look forward to in order to celebrate his birthday tonight. And how many other people had forgotten the day until the very last second? Heâd be damned if Bruce wasnât lead among that group, Jason growled to himself as he turned back towards the hotel. Jasonâs last thought as he stepped through the fancy front door was of something he had seen once that he had meant to track downâŠ
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Two mornings later Tim looked out the window of his apartment to find three of strangest things taped to the outside of the glass. The first was an enormous bag of jumbo jet-puffed marshmallows - seems someone had found out about his not-so-secret obsession with those useless sugary puffs - the second was an envelope, and the third was a note addressed to âTimmyâ in what Tim recognized as Jasonâs fifth-grader scrawl. Tim read the note as he popped the first of many marshmallows into his mouth.
Timmy. The talk we had the other day reminded me of something I saw a while back; finally tracked one down the other day and thought it might give you a good laugh. P.S. Happy Birthday and donât get diabetes in a single morning, ok?
Tim snorted at the post script and pointedly shoved the next marshmallow into his mouth in defiance, then turned his attention to the envelope. Something Jason had seen that would make him laugh? He opened the flap and out fluttered a small rectangle which, on closer inspection, turned out to be a sticker.
Tim blinked then snorted, a real smile warming up his expression for what felt like the first time in days. A bumper sticker. Well, he wouldnât be putting it on his car any time soon, but it was the thought, the reminder of what they shared together now, that counted.
A bumper sticker and a bag of marshmallows. Not the most extravagant or most expensive gifts Tim had ever received, he would readily admit, but as a gesture that let Tim know that Jason kind of gave a fuck about him, Tim had to admit those were some of the most thoughtful gifts anyone had given him in a long time. He smiled and popped another marshmallow in his mouth. I was going to take my bike over to the office today, but maybe Iâll take the manual again. Just for fun.
He did. And he thought of Jason the entire time.
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<<Part 1 (Timâs Birthday)
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Happy Birthday, Jason!! â€
âShit.â
âHmm?â
âDammit!â
âUhhh, whatâs up, Red?â Jason asked cautiously, raising an eyebrow at the red and black-clad vigilante sitting beside him on the edge of the roof.
âI just realized that today is September sixteenth,â Red Robin replied as he scrubbed a gauntleted hand over his masked eyes.
âUmm, and this is a problem becauseâŠâ
âBecause itâs been an entire month since August sixteenth.â
Jason raised an eyebrow. âAnd that date is relevant becauseâŠâ
Red Robin stared at him. âHood. Thatâs your birthday. Remember?â
Jason snorted. âOh, that?â He reached around the rim of his helmet, deftly unlatched the complicated clasp, and pulled the âhoodâ off. He ran a gloved hand through his hair and cocked an eyebrow from behind his domino as he turned and asked, âBut whyâs that a big deal? My birthday was a month ago; whyâs that important now?â
Red Robin groaned, leaning back on his hands, surveillance of the precious metals depository in front of them long forgotten - that was okay; based on the intel theyâd gotten, nothing was likely to happen that night anyway, Jason figured.
âI completely forgot about it, thatâs why,â Red replied quietly, looking pained. Jason opened his mouth to put Redâs concerns to rest - who cared about his birthday, he certainly didnât - but Red didnât notice as he stared off at the twinkling skyline. âYou remembered mine at the last moment and then were thoughtful enough to do something after the fact.â
âTim,â Jason sighed, âlook, I appreciate the thought, but we were kind of in the middle of dealing with, what, two alien invasions, and then chasing down, like, what, four different supervillians a month ago? Letâs be real, I didnât even get a chance to think about my own birthday.â
Tim was so upset about the whole thing he didnât even comment on Jason breaking the no names in the field rule. âYeah, but I remember remembering it a week after the fact, and I meant to do something, but now itâs been three more weeks and I completely forgot.â
Jason grimaced. If heâd known back when he first came back how much thought his replacement put into beating himself up over every little thing he probably would have gone easier on the kid that first time theyâd met. Maybe. He certainly would have aimed to plant more ideas to psychologically traumatize the newest Robin rather than spend so much energy beating on him physically; there was no one better at beating Tim up than Tim himself, heâd come to find out.
As it was now, Jason kind of wished a good pummeling could knock all the self-deprecating thoughts out of the younger man. It would certainly be easier than trying to convince Red Robin to go easier on himself.
âLittle Red, youâre making too big a deal out of this.â Jason shook his head. âIt was just a birthday. It would have been nice if you had said something, but Iâm not upset that you didnât; not given how overwhelmed we were these past couple of weeks.â
Tim frowned, looking uncertain. Jason leaned forward into Redâs space, huffing a laugh as he added, âI mean itâs just something we humans have made into bigger deal than is really necessary, right? Whatâs the big deal about a birthday, anyway?â
Red Robin backed away from the ledge and threw down his cowl. Timâs eyebrows rose as he turned to face Jason, exhaustion melting away to incredulity. âUm. Only that it celebrates the fact that you exist and that youâre alive and that youâve managed to stay alive for so many years! And, we of all people - you of all people - have the most to celebrate for the feat of staying alive in spite of everything!â
Jason ignored the backhanded reference to his death and raised a skeptical eyebrow. âYou certainly didnât seem to care all that much about your own birthday. You didnât remind anyone; didnât ask for a dinner or a party or anything; didnât even cancel your work meetings or your patrol that night. So what? Itâs only important if itâs not your birthday, if itâs not your life?â
Tim blinked then looked away, abashed. The silence stretched but Jason waited, determined to crack through Timâs self-deprecation on this one. It was one thing that heâd thrown Tim around and talked like he was trash for trying to take his place, back when Jason was in that bad, bad place; and it was one thing that the demon brat had channeled his uncertainty and anxiety over his place in the family into misplaced aggression towards his older brother and predecessor, and repeated attacked him for it, back in the day; but it was another thing entirely that Tim insisted on throwing himself away even after Jason and Damian had both come to appreciate Tim for who he was and what he had to offer as a brother and peer.
He and Damian still had trouble admitting to themselves sometimes how much they admired and respected Tim, and they still gave him shit on a semi-regular basis, if only to hide their shame for how theyâd treated him without thinking their actions through, but they appreciated the hell outta him now, so Jason would be damned if he let Tim appreciate himself any less than they did.
Tim fiddled with his gauntlets and shifted his legs restlessly, making Jason think he might try to jump up and run away from the questions - Jason would chase him down if he had to, so help him - but eventually Tim found the words to respond.
âNo, itâs not⊠I don't⊠Everyoneâs life is important, even mine, itâs just not something youâre supposed to make a big deal out of yourself, I think,â Tim explained, looking thoughtful. âI make a big deal out of everyone elseâs birthdays, but I donât make a big deal out of my own because that⊠it doesn't⊠I donât feel likeâŠâ
Tim paused to swallow and Jason waited, knowing deep down what Tim was going to say next. âI just feel like it would be really self-centered to call attention to myself instead of letting other people decide if they wanted to remember and celebrate on their own.â
âSo, by that logic, how can you really blame me for not making a fuss over my own birthday?â Jason asked, tilting his head towards Tim with a savage grin.
Tim gaped. Jason didnât often pull out his quiet, rational side, so often it surprised people that he still had one, but he could still keep up with the best of them when he had to - Tim included. After a moment, Tim huffed a laugh and settled back onto the roof.
âOkay, point taken,â Tim conceded with a grin. âHowever, in that case we should both make a bigger deal out of our birthdays,â he added, surprising Jason. âTheyâre important. Yeah, other cultures will celebrate different days or celebrate in different ways, but the meaning is the same: weâre alive and weâre stayinâ alive and that means something. That means a lot to people like us.â Tim paused and looked Jason straight in the eye. âIt means a lot to me.â
You mean a lot to me was the unspoken takeaway from that and Jason wasnât sure what to make out of that sentiment. He had beaten this kid bloody, treated him like crap at one time. Things were better now, but he still really couldnât understand why Tim cared as much as he did.
To be fair, he wasnât sure why it bothered him so much that Tim beat himself up or didnât give himself the credit he was due, so maybe there was something worthwhile between them after all.
Sometimes he felt like they both saw something in each other that reminded them of themselves, something that reminded them of who and what theyâd always wanted to be. Something that reminded them that for as far as they fell, there were always ways to pick themselves back up again.
So, yeah, maybe there was something small, but meaningful between them, and maybe - just maybe - Tim meant a lot to him, now, too.
â
A week passed after that night and he and Tim ran into each other a few times, but the younger man didnât bring up Jasonâs birthday again.
Not until one quiet night when he showed up on the roof where Jason was taking a break, carrying what looked like a black and red box wrapped clothes box.
âUhhhh, hey there, babybird. To what do I owe the honor?â
Red Robin approached, pressing the package against his chest with one arm so he could yank down his cowl with the other. He stopped in front of Jason and offered the package to him.
âHappy Birthday, Jay.â
Jason shifted and studied the package. It was roughly twelve by nine inches in size and an impressive three inches deep, and it was covered in black matte paper with shiny red foil bats all over it.
âWhere did you get that paper?â
âI made it.â
âWhat, really?â
Tim rolled his eyes. âYes. Itâs not that amazing. Just take the gift already; I swear itâs not a bomb or a trap.â
Jason squinted at Tim appraisingly - teasingly - but reached for the package. The sides of it were firm under his fingers, so he grasped it tightly, but when Tim released his grip, Jason wasnât prepared for how heavy it would be and he almost dropped the thing.
âHoly fuck, man, what is in this? Lead? Wait, you didnât get me ammo, did you?â he joked with a grin. âI didnât think you approved of anything other than the rubber kind.â
Tim shook his head with an abashed smile. âShut up and open it already.â
Jason slowly peeled back the paper to reveal black cloth and gold embossed letters. Tearing away the rest revealed a book. A huge-ass book. Jason studied the sides of it.
âHoly hell, Babybird, is this a book or a weapon or bothâŠ?â
His voice trailed off as he read the shiny title on the cover then whipped the cover open to check the title page.
The Library Shakspeare
Jason was speechless. He looked up at Tim then back down at the book and then flipped through the huge pages numbly. Tim cleared his throat.
âI⊠Alfred⊠I did some research and figured out that you really appreciate Shakespeareâs works, so I tracked down a copy of this thing,â Tim explained awkwardly. âItâs all his works, unabridged, everything from his comedies to his sonnets. Everything of import he ever wrote, all in a single volume.â
âWith illustrations,â Jason added, staring at an old-style lithograph on one page. Tim choked out a laugh and scratched the back of his head.
âYeah, with some old crappy-ass pictures. Sorry. I always kind of ignored them in my copyâŠ.â
Jason shook his head and looked up at Tim again, stunned. âMan, no, this is awesome! Thank you.â He flipped through the pages again, tugging off one glove so he could run his bare fingers over the creamy smooth paper, stopping at one of the sonnets and mouthing the first familiar lines.
âI don't⊠I can't⊠This is amazing, man. Thanks for thinking of me. This is perfect.â
Tim smiled, looking relieved. âYouâre welcome. Iâm glad you like it. You went through the effort to give me such meaningful gifts, I really wanted to return the favor.â
Jason scoffed. âI got you a sticker and a bag of marshmallows; that was nothing. This⊠oh man⊠this is way better than the little things I got you.â
Tim shrugged. âYeah, I guess they were small and inexpensive, but they were thoughtful - I donât even know when or how you found out about the marshmallows - and, well, they made me smile.â Jason looked up in time to catch a small smile lighten Timâs face as he admitted as much to him. Jason mirrored the expression and repeated his thanks.
âBut really; thank you, man. Best birthday gift in a long time.â
Tim jumped, eyes widening. âOh, shit, hold on I almost forgot theâŠwhereâd IâŠâ Jason cocked his head as Tim rifled through his pouches. âAha! Here.â
Tim offered him a small resealable pouch and Jason opened it warily. âI wasnât sure what kind youâd like best - Iâm more of a coffee person, you know - but Alfred said you had a soft-spot for oolongs and the shop owner said that this was one of the best andâŠâ
Jason lost track of what Tim said after that, he was too consumed by what he discovered when he examined the gift. The foil-lined pouch was filled with loose-leaf oolong, just as Tim had advertised, and the moment he lifted the pouch to take a careful sniff, he was gone. That shop owner hadnât steered Tim wrong - this was a top quality, classic oolong, and Jason was drowning in the multi-dimensional floral notes, dying in the mellow grassy undertones, and coming back to life again in how light and perfectly balanced the combined fragrance was. If it smelled this good, it had to taste amazing.
â-son? Hey, Jason? Did⊠did I do okay?â
âWh-what?â Jason blinked down at Tim, who had backed up a step and looked uncertain as he gestured to the tea. âIs⊠is it okay?â
Jason stared. âNo. Itâs not.â Timâs face fell and he blanched. âHoly shit, babybird, no, itâs not okay, itâs so much better than okay, this has to be the best tea Iâve ever held. Jeez, man, youâre two for two with this gift⊠jeez⊠I donât deserve all of this⊠you seriously outdid yourself, man.â
Tim blinked then broke out into a relieved laugh. âGot lucky, I guess. I thought it smelled interesting, but most of the credit goes to that tea shop guy. Iâll have to let him know his choice went over well.â
âDude, jeez, give yourself some fucking credit. This is amazing man - the book, the tea - just⊠thank you. Really. Thank you, Tim.â
âYouâre welcome.â
They lapsed into an uncertain silence after that, Jason sealing up the tea carefully and pulling out cord to bind the book closed for the trip home. Tim edged towards the lip of the roof as if he was thinking of taking off immediately now that his objective had been achieved.
âHey, why donât you-â Jason started at the same time Tim said âWell, I should really-â
They laughed. âYou first,â Tim offered, pulling up his cowl at the same time he pulled out his grapple.
âTonightâs been pretty slow, and I know youâre not a fan, but you should really try this tea,â Jason suggested. âOne sip and youâll understand how you really knocked it out of the park with this one. Iâve got a place nearby that I was gonna head back to soon, anyway; you should come over and we can try it out.â
Red Robin shifted uncertainly. âAre you sure?â This was the first time he had invited Tim to any of his safehouses, Jason realized, but screw it, Tim probably knew about most of them anyway - heâd already proven he knew about Timâs when he gave him belated birthday gifts two months ago - and if they were at the stage where Tim cared enough to track him down after over a month to give him gifts of Shakespeare and tea that was worth more than its weight in silver, then it was way past time to give Tim the chance to prove he could be trusted in Jasonâs home space.
âYeah, Iâm sure.â
Red Robin still looked uncomfortable, the lines of his body tense and his mouth downturned under the blank stare of his cowl. âI mean, I do have a few things I should follow up on anyway, so maybeâŠâ
âYou know what would probably taste like fucking heaven with this tea?â Jason cut in, sending Red a wink as he set down the book so he could get his hood on again. âMarshmallows. Really, Red, we gotta try it; you gotta try it with me. We can run by the mini-mart on the corner and pick up a bag of jumbo-puffed right now. Whaddya say?â
Red paused, then laughed out loud. Jason relaxed as he watched the tension bleed out of Redâs shoulders with the laughter. âOkay, you got me, now I gotta know what that tastes like. Letâs do it,â Red answered with a grin. He turned to face the street. âLead the way.â
Red Hood pulled out his own grapple with one hand, balanced his new precious book in the other, and stepped up beside Red Robin, lining up his shot. âTry to keep up, Little Red.â
âWill do, Cinnamon-flavored Chewing Gum.â
Jason laughed and together they flew off into the night.

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Levi // Ch. 58 Edit: ChristmasRivers // Original: H. Isayama / image © Kodansha Ltd. (bonus 1 // bonus 2)
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Cleaning Cleaners
Summary: What do you do when your cleaning obsessed boyfriend asks you to help him clean out the inside of the vacuum cleaner of all things? And when he asks you to spend an entire day cleaning your cleaning implements? Eren asks himself these questions and is somewhat surprised and pleased by his own answers. Of course, the kind of thanks Levi offers him when itâs all said and done doesnât hurt either.
Tags: Levi/Eren, modern AU, established relationship, silly, fluff, heartwarming
[Excerpt - Ereri - Read the Full Text on Ao3]
âI will admit, I do have thing for cleaning the things that clean for me,â he purred into Erenâs left shoulder, reaching his other arm around and resting his forehead squarely between Erenâs shoulder blades so that he was now completely flush against Eren.
âOh?â Eren froze, expression - even though Levi couldnât see it - going carefully blank, hopeful at the sudden shift in mood.
âMmmmm,â Levi hummed into Erenâs shirt, his breath warming Erenâs back. Emboldened, Eren huffed a laugh.
âFuck, next youâll be trying to filter the impurities out of the glass cleaner or have me picking individual pieces of lint out of the damn rags,â Eren moaned jokingly, tilting his head back until it knocked against Leviâs lightly.
Levi huffed a laugh back at him and he tightened his arms around Erenâs waist. Eren felt his heart rate pick up a little. In a low, sultry tone Levi murmured, âAhh, but it seems this cleaner has particularly dirty mouth. I clearly need to do something about that.â
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Tea
Canon divergent // Gen/no-pairing // 1.24K // Ao3 // Happy Birthday, Levi!
I wrote this back in March to be a parallel piece to the birthday fic I wrote in honor of Eren, Apples. No clear place in the manga timeline, just sometime after Historia is crowned and Levi and the gang are out on their own again. Pretend whatever alternate timeline in the manga-verse makes you happiest and insert scene:
Tea.
There was a tin of tea sitting in the middle of his his bed. And not just any kind of tea. One of his favorite brands. An expensive brand. A brand from the interior so difficult to acquire he hadnât found any for years.
He had had a tin of this brand that he would occasionally brew whenever the mood struck himâwhenever he was having an especially good day, whenever he was having an especially bad day, whenever he especially needed to take a shitâbut with everything that had happened since their last expedition, he had lost track of it. It had been nearly empty anyway.
The solid weight of the tin he picked up off his bed told him this was most definitely not the tin he had lost. This was a full. And one whiff of the heady aroma that hit him when he removed the lid to inspect the leaves told him it was fresh; this was not only newly purchased, it must have been just packaged as well. Months of drinking mostly stale quality tea followed by months of drinking entirely stale crappy teas had blocked from Leviâs memory how wonderful the scent of freshly cured tea was. His mouth watered in spite of himself at the promise of what that tea would would taste like brewed.
Glancing down at his bed he noticed a note that had to have been under the tin. Unfolding it revealed a hasty scrawl recognizable as Erenâs handwriting. He nearly clicked his tongue at the nigh-illegible mess, but the sound died on his lips as the words jumped out at him.
Levi Heishichou,
Happy Birthday from the entire squad! I remembered that you used to drink this particular brand a lot so we all decided to pitch in and buy this tin for you. We hope you enjoy it and thanks for everything.
Beneath that there was a post script in another handwriting, this one the precise and even handwriting Levi was accustomed to seeing on squad plans and memos. Arminâs handwriting.
P.S. We managed to track down a reliable seller just inside Stohess district. Whenever youâre looking to reorder, let me know and Iâll set you up with where to go and/or who to contact.
Beneath that was another postscript still in another kind of hasty, loopy hand Levi knew to be Jeanâs.
P.P.S. Sasha drove a hard bargain to get this for what we could afford with our military salaries, and I had a pretty heavy hand in it myself. So when you go to buy more, donât be afraid to haggle with that guy to get a good price. Or better yet take Sasha and me with you. Weâll beat down his price as many times as you need us to.
Actually now that he was reading it, he realized most of the note was post scripts and he went to shake his head before the final lines gave him pause.
P.P.P.S. Come on down for dinner as soon as your ready, heichou!!
Levi frowned at the over-enthusiastic scribbles he could only guess were Sasha or Connieâs hand, easy enough to read, but the intent less than decipherable. They must have planned for him to find this just before dinner, but as far as he could tell that hadnât been making anything out if the ordinary when he had walked past the kitchen on his way to the stairs all but five minutes ago.
Claiming the tin with the intent to make some of that tea as soon as he figured out what shenanigans that last line might entail, Levi made his way downstairs into the kitchen that also doubled as an eating space with its long table.
The first thing that struck him when he walked into the room was that dinner was already on the table and every member of his squad was already seated. Usually by this time of day they were still squawking and sniping at each other as they scrambled to finish chores and prep food before the sun set, and more often than not he would have to call outside to stop Mikasa chopping wood, would have to go out to bring Jean and Connie in from caring for the horses, or would need to hover in the kitchen to stop Sasha from stealing all the food before it made it to the table. Often it would be minutes before they all came together to finish the meal preparation and sit down to eat.
But for the first time in his memory, everyone was there, all at the same time and all patiently waiting for him to sit down for dinner. The food itself looked amazingâas amazing as their limited supplies and limited choices could allowâand Levi had no doubt that Sasha and Jean had taken the lead in putting a top-notch meal together and that everyone had pitched in that extra little bit to get it to the table on time.
The next thing he noticed was that one member of his squad that wasnât in their spot, wasnât sitting. Instead, Mikasa stood by Leviâs place at the table with a dented tea kettle in one hand and a chipped mug in the other. She met his eyes with her usual impassive, but respectful expression. If anything the glint of respect and appreciation looked brighter than usual as she gave him a nod. Eren sat across from her, to the right of Leviâs place, and when he met his eyes there was no wavering in the respect and devotion in his eyes whatsoever. Looking down the tableâConnie and then Sasha sitting to the other side of Eren, Armin then Jean sitting just beyond MikasaâLevi found nothing but respect and smiles in each of their faces. Just as the silence and staring was beginning to feel awkward, Levi heard Mikasa murmur from his left, âCould I pour you some tea, heichou?â
Levi nodded and sat himself stiffly, but within seconds of the tea hitting the cup he could smell the heady aroma of his favorite brand, the same one in the tin still clutched in his right hand. He set the tin on the table in full view of everyone as Mikasa returned the kettle to the center of the table then settled into her seat. There was beat of silence in which no one stirred and no one spoke, before Levi finally looked up and said to no one in particular, to everyone in the room: âThank you.â
All at once the table broke out in murmurs of âyouâre welcome, heichouâ and calls to dig in and loud protests as Sasha tried to pile half the mashed potatoes onto her plate. Just as his squad broke out into a frantic hustle to grab a serving of each dish, Levi smiled, actually smiled, for the first time since day Historia was crowned. No one caught the expression as he hid it behind a sip of that delicious tea, but that was fine by him. He paused, then took another long sip. Hmm. The tea was better than he had remembered it. Interesting. It didnât really taste any differentâif maybe little fresher than the last time heâd tasted itâbut maybe...
Tch. He reached for the kettle, hiding another barely there smile as he poured his next cup.
Leave to Rest
Canonverse - pre/non-shipping Eren & Levi // 1K // Ao3
âErenâŠ? Eren?â
Levi strode down the hall briskly, peering into the open doors of every room as he passed. âEren?â
It was their third day into cleaning up the old Survey Corpsâ castle and Levi had set his youngest squad member to cleaning the rooms of the third floor, south wingâtwelve or so rooms that might have been bedrooms or offices at some point in the past. Now they were home to nothing but mismatched stacks of furniture and thick layers of dust and grime. Accumulated filth Levi hoped Eren was working to expunge at that very moment. While searching Levi noticed that all the rooms to his left were nearly spotless - not bad - while all the ones on his right looked untouched. Evidence that someone had been in the process of cleaning up here in the past few hours, at least. âEren, sound off your location.â
Silence.
âEren! Answer me!â Still nothing. Pushing down a surge of unease, Levi stuck his head into the very last room at the end of the hall then froze. A millisecond later he exhaled a quiet âtchâ before stepping silently into the room.
There, on an old bed, sprawled his young subordinate, Erenâs legs hanging half off the side of the dusty mattress while his cleaning tools sat abandoned near his head. Shaking his head at the awkward position, Levi supposed that Eren must have cleaned half of the hallâs rooms, sat down to rest for a moment and then slumped over without even realizing it.
Levi leaned over him, ready to shake him awake, then paused[*]. The boyâs mouth hung agape and his chest rose and fell in a slow, easy rhythm. Levi needed to rouse him soonâthey had things to get done and it was only nine in the morning yet, no time to be throwing off their sleep scheduleâbut Levi hesitated as he considered that this might be the first time he had seen Eren relaxed and at ease in all the time since he had first met him in that courthouse dungeon nearly a week previously.
In that time he had seen Eren nervous, angry, bleeding, fearful, anxious, distressed, uncertain, uncomfortable, intimidated, and so on, but he had yet to see Eren relax, even in the slightest. Not even at their meal breaks or down-times had he seen the tension drain out of the young soldier. Nor had he seen the kid crack a real smile in all that timeânot counting the hesitant one he had given Erwin three days previously at his unorthodox induction.
Levi had hardened in so many ways in order to cope with the suffering and hardships of serving in the Survey Corpsânot to mention how jaded he had been already from the the hard life he had endured growing up in the Undergroundâbut even he couldnât fault the growing teenager for nodding off after the last couple of days that heâd had. An early morning having the living shit kicked out of him, followed by a long ride out to an old castle during which he was relentlessly intimidated by his new superiors and senior squadmates, followed by a day of copious cleaning, followed by a sleepless night listening to Shitty Glasses rant on about titans, followed by a morning of more uncertainty and intimidationâfrom Erwin no lessâfollowed by even more cleaning after that... Yeah, Levi could see how the kid could be dead on his feet.
And Levi knew for a fact Eren hadnât slept much the past night either; he hadnât been able to sleep himself so he had taken a walk down by the dungeons around three in the morning and had peeked in, only to see his charge sitting up, wide-awake, and staring into the flame of a single candle as if it might hold the answers to everything. He wasnât sure which thoughts had been keeping Eren up last night, but clearly the cleaning they had started less than an hour ago was not nearly as effective in keeping the young man awake.
Levi sighed. Time was up; he needed to wake Eren now.
âOi. Eren. Wake up!â
The boy jolted, almost smashing his head into Leviâs face with the speed at which he lurched upright. He swayed on the spot while Levi winced internally at the look of panic on the younger manâs face.
âC-captain Levi! Iâm so sorry! I didnât even feel myse-â
âItâs fine,â Levi cut in. He laid a hand on Erenâs shoulder and suppressed another twinge of chagrin at Erenâs involuntary flinch. âYouâve had it pretty rough. Finish off this hall then go down and make yourself some tea. Iâll be down in a bit to join you.â
The panic and fear on Erenâs face faded to discomfort and weariness. Levi squeezed his shoulder before pulling back to regard his charge. âAnd get to bed early tonight.â
âSir?â Erenâs eyes brightened with confusion and for a moment his nervousness was lost in puzzlement.
âAs soon as dinner ends, go down to the dungeons and get into bed. I donât care if you sleep or not, but try to get some rest.â
Erenâs expression softened as he dropped his eyes and nodded. It was a far cry from a smile, but the absence of fear or tension on Erenâs face was a good place to start. Satisfied, Levi nodded and left the room.
â
Later, as Levi sat in his own room, staring out into the dark of night, putting off sleep once more, he thought back to that moment earlier when he had found Eren asleep and realized that, in that moment, for the first time in what felt like forever, he had feltâŠunwound, as if relaxed contentment was the sort of thing you could catch simply by looking at a person resting peacefully.
And then, just as his young subordinate had nodded off earlier, the weary - and stressed and so much less certain than he seemed - Captain nodded off before he could even form a thought to deny himself that leave to rest.
Leave he had to order upon his own charge before he realized how much he needed it for himself too.
[*] This fic was inspired by a wonderful piece of of fanart by ă«ăăæč (nyaru-mizumi) on pixiv // [[thirteenth image of this set]]. Follow the links to view and rate the art â„

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Levi with a Great Pyrenees for inkshaming! (who is very sweet and sent me lots of fic recs<3) Iâm pretty sure something cuter was imagined but that short goth aesthetic was calling me. (I will draw some cuter doodles of this prompt later!)
Burns
Erejean - 1.6k - trigger warning for minor accidental burns
âErenâŠwhat did you do to your hand?â
Jean walked in that afternoon to find Eren right where he usually did after a long day of work and classesâin front of the TV playing video gamesâexcept that today Eren was awkwardly alternating between pressing a damp paper towel to his right wrist and toggling the controls.
âHuh? Oh. Yeah,â Eren looked up at Jean briefly and gave a sheepish grin, âI burned myself cooking lunch.â
âWhat, again?â This was the fifth time this month. Eren simply shrugged and turned back to his game. âWhat happened?â Jean pressed.
âIâŠuhhhâŠgrr, dammit, come back here you, I need to assassinate youâŠâ Eren trailed off, biting his tongue in concentration. Jean waited. âSorry,â Eren laughed a moment later, still not taking his eyes off the game. âI was cooking some eggs and when I flipped themâŠthe oil splashed and landed on my wrist,â he finished, glancing up at Jean with a wince as he did.
Jean shook his head. âI guess I used too much oil,â Eren added lightly, turning back to the screen. âWonât make that mistake again.â
Distracted by his game again, the towel slipped off his hand. Jean slid down to sit next Eren on the floor in front of their couch and inspected the burns. There were three weltsâone tiny one and two coin-sized onesârunning up the side of his hand from the webbing of his thumb to just past the joint of his wrist. The rashes were an angry pink and the two larger ones looked puffy. Jean ran a thumb over the largest and Eren hissed.
âDude! Seriously?â Eren yanked the paper towel back up with a huff.
âThat stung? Did you do anything for them?â Jean asked, peering into Erenâs face. Erenâs cheeks coloredâin embarrassment, anger or both Jean wasnât sureâbut he kept his eyes on the screen.
âJeez, of course it stung! And yeah, I ran my hand under cold water for like five minutes,â Eren replied, his tone deliberately light. âItâs not a big deal. Iâve been keeping this damp paper towel on my wrist the whole time and as soon as the rash goes down Iâll put some aloe on it. Itâll be fine.â
Jean eyed him skeptically but didnât comment. A little while later, when he was sure Erenâs attention was fixed on the action in front of him, Jean slid the towel from Erenâs wrist unnoticed and stuffed it into his pocket, out of sight. About thirty seconds later he got the reaction he was expecting.