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How I deal with kids…

living in europe and hearing about the usa elections thru social medias is wild cause you get to know the candidates only via memes. so you got Cool Granpa, Unhip Lady, racist piece of corn and. a serial killer?

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

IT GOT BETTER

Happy Easter!

I got heartburn and acid reflux just from looking at this like how much do you have to hate yourself to do this

oh god, I know I’m old as fuck when I agree with Tony Blair.

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

what

P A S T E L  M E T A B O L I S M

Imagine explaining this joke to a person who has never used tumblr.

i never reblog vines so this is obviously v/ important to me

TURN IT ON CAUSE PANDA MAKES NOISE I REPEAT PANDA MAKES NOISE

no omg i think im dead

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