like a big pizza pie

god is there anything better than just laying the FUCK down? no, there isn’t

It’s kinda funny that dictionaries show pronunciation with phonetic symbols, assuming most people that can’t pronounce stuff can crack that crazy code instead

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

I don't mean to drag away from the topic but is iCarly wearing lesbian PJ pants

tantrum hole

support the mentally ill people who cant hide their illness

Boys go to harvard to become bastard… girls go to yale, what the hale….