chris pontius | 52 | stunt performer & actor & writer | one son | married (soon to be divorced) | bisexual ( pref. to fem )
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chris pontius | 52 | stunt performer & actor & writer | one son | married (soon to be divorced) | bisexual ( pref. to fem )
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Johnny held his tasting glass up to the light like he had any idea what he was looking for. He swirled it, sniffed it, made a face he definitely didn’t need to make, then noticed Chris drifting over. “Oh thank god, Pontius. I was two seconds away from pretending I taste ‘notes of oak’ just to survive this.” He leaned in, lowering his voice like they were committing a crime. “If I start giggling, it’s because these pours are way bigger than they look.” He clinked his glass lightly against Chris’s. “Ready to get classy in the least classy way possible?” // @chrisotrpontius
Chris was happy to either continuously be offered 'samples' or just asked if he would like to try something different. He did not care what was being handed to him as long as the drinks kept coming. When he spotted Knox, he approached him with a big grin that promised nothing but trouble. "Honestly, I don't even remember the name of whatever this is," he said, holding up his current glass. He chuckled at the other man's remark about the pours, nodding his head eagerly. "Man, you know I'm down. You got something in mind already?"
A sentiment I understand completely. I keep having to remind myself the creaky knees are natural the older I get, and landing from a high jump adds a bit more of a lay off than what I would normally like.
Oh man, what's the hardest stunt you've done? Looking back, the time I sang to killer whales was probably the most dangerous, but actually really easy. Not accounting for my lack of vocal talent.
Hey, never say never. You're not thinking of doing a triple backflip or something though, right?
Shit, I don't think I've ever done a triple anything without being launched into the air... usually by surprise.

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can’t say i blame you, the whole aging thing does get a little heavy. since you’re doing stunts for a living i imagine you were the little kid always doing the craziest maneuvers on the playground, class daredevil and all that. hey, if it’s what you enjoy then that’s all that matters, right? at least you know no one will ever say you had a boring career for a living.
now i would be offended if anyone said my stuff was boring. that would be a total invalidation of my life's greatest accomplishments! what kind of kid were you? i'm imagining, maybe a mix of bookworm and theater kid?
meganfox: oh god
meganfox: i’m in
chrispontius: gnarly i promise not to force party boy on you chrispontius: but i do need to grab a skateboard
meganfox: i love how well you sing my language
meganfox: et tu? what’s greece been like in the world of pontius?
chrispontius: soooo awesome chrispontius: shots with me in greece and i can show you something you've never seen
meganfox: red red wine, you make me feel so fiiiine..
chrispontius: you keep me rockin all of the time! chrispontius: someone is doing vacay right
what's one song that you know all of the words to without having to hear the melody?
Barbie Girl ! Life in plastic, it's fantastic.

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There's always some shit I want to try but I had enough accidents so I leave it to the stunt people now.
Man, I heard about your accident, and you're way too young and pretty to risk it. I mean that as a compliment.
I've been there as of lately myself. After 3 kids, I don't bounce back like I used to and it's not always easy to admit but it is what it is, right?
Oh, there's no shame. Like, I can't even compare what I do to childbirth. I have one kid, so I know how truly insane that is. The upside is that it's so much more worth it than what I do.
guess the grown ups when we were younger were onto something when they told us age catches up to us quick, huh? you still get all the props from me though because doing stunt work at any age is never an easy feat.
honestly, i don't even want to think about it. i wasn't a great listener as a kid, which is probably obvious already. people have called me crazy since i started, but it's always just been really fun.
time really creeps up on ya, doesn't it? it's mad. i think you're still able to do things, but afterwards? ouch.
broken bones don't heal as fast as they used to. i won't take my chances. not with anything too crazy, anyway.
Sometimes I think of a new stunt and I have to remind myself I'm not as young as I used to be.
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