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I kept seeing things about the scissors bandit. So I drew a protagonist that could stand up to her with his laser shields. We shall call him the leather jacket boy.
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I kept seeing things about the scissors bandit. So I drew a protagonist that could stand up to her with his laser shields. We shall call him the leather jacket boy.

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Inaesthetics - Amie Dicke
Not sure if popping someone like a water balloon... or just erasing them with out of the photo with a real eraser out of pure malice...
Lights Edge - Kevin Cooley
The point of these two photos is to lure the viewer into a false sense of security and then shatter it.
The idea being, a laser from space isn't that scary, it's like thunder, what are the chances that it's going to hit you?
But in the next photo we can see that the laser can dodge mountains. That pretty much conclusively means that there is someone much smarter than you up there shooting lasers at people for fun.
The Big Cloud: The Lovely Monster -Â Camille Seaman
I was going to call this one You're Fucked, but the exhibition I was displaying it at said it had to be PG.
Anyways, I was driving through Kansas and I just saw this shit out of nowhere. I swear I heard some evil cackling too.. Oh, there was also an air balloon, but by the time I got my camera out it had gotten sucked up :/
poom -Â Ruslan Khasanov
This is what it would actually look like if your mind was blown under a black light.
Imagine if you were playing laser tag with Barney Stinson, but instead of lasers (the harmless laser 'tag' kind) someone brought out the turbolasers. Yeah, this is what it would look like when the scissor bandit goes to see Dr. Light and get her lasers upgraded to turbolasers and then comes to a game of laser tag and blasts you in the face and I just happen to be there to capture the moment forever on camera.
Don't fuck with the scissor bandit.

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burning sockets. - Bryan M. Ferguson
This was the next piece in my series on lasers.
Basically, she fucked with the scissor bandit.
the scissor bandit. - Bryan M. Ferguson
This is a part of my series on lasers. This particular super villain uses her powers of lasertology to steal scissors because she always loses them whilst knitting her bad ass car sweaters for her and her friends.
Don't fuck with the scissor bandit.
montagne -Â Ryan James Caruthers
"I've had it up to here with your little rural community."
The Flight - Kmye Chan
Having had a lot of gas recently (stress) I always wondered if I saved up enough of my gas, if I could actually achieve lift-off, much like Wario in Super Smash Bros Brawl.
I drew this concept out and I thought it looked awesome. I added the birds flying away from the stench to really add to the overall concept. Achieving the flight would be great, but I had to make sure I made the consequences of the stench apparent too. Also, you'll notice how all the grass and earth is dead.
Ruined Polaroids (part of a set) - William Miller
Remember when I put my dick on that polaroid? Yeah. I'm way better at it now. I'm making my own porn! Obviously this is a sexy chick wearing lingerie and opening her arms up wide asking me to take her and ravage her glowy ethereal looking body. She's also outdoors because I like the danger associated with doing it outside Heh. I just can't seem to get the head though. I'm too scared to even try, because what if I can't make her pretty enough?

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Therapy (2012) - Heidi Yardley
I've really been playing too much Metal Gear Solid 4. So when I was doing some of my usual portraits, I thought, "what if her face was flowers?!" Like in Metal Gear Solid 4, you can get the face octo camo and then when you lay on some carpet with flowers you get flowers on your face!
She's obviously more pretty than Old Snake. He's all wrinkly. Anyways.. I digress..
Oh! That 45 minute cut scene is over!
up & down - anatol knotek
I know it says "dn" do you even know how many times I tried to take this damn picture?!
The real point of this image is to show you how you can never trust a balloon. Like this guy who hid his $12k wedding ring in one. Or this guy who just wanted to be left alone, but fucking balloons ruin his life.
Untitled (Fold)Â (2011) -Â Tauba Auerbach
My dirty bed sheets + instagram = art.
Suck it bitches.
At least it wasn’t a black light ;D
Ruined Polaroids (part of a set) - William Miller
I literally laid my dick down onto a polaroid as it was developing. I'm going to do more of these...
The Photographer, (1931)Â -Â Willi RugeÂ
And as I clung to the air balloon for dear life, my friend took a picture.
The school principle never did find out what had happened to us that day, or how we got out of detention, but I think secretly.. she was glad.

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Milky Way (part of a series of installations) by Mihoko Ogaki
One time I ate a whole bunch of sparkles and sequence that I had put on top of my lipstick. That is what gave birth to this idea; what if you ate an entire bag of glitter one night, just for fun?
I'll tell you what would happen, you would find yourself in a very dark place in your life shitting out glitter and getting it everywhere. The dark room represents despair and shame and the body is crouched over hugging itself as the glitter just keeps coming out, thinking, "Why did I think this was a good idea? This is worse than puking, I can't even ask Jaime to pull my hair back."
"Oh shit, what happened to my hair!?"
bad girl by mustafasoydan
I messed up her lipstick. I’m not a girl so that shit is really hard! That’s why I called it bad girl. It just wasn’t very good to be honest. As you can see I didn’t even finish coloring her in, but I thought I’d put it up for everyone as an example of how not to do lipstick.