i am a sleepy boy

I can't believe I was smoking a joint when Jimmy Carter died

It's come to be that I associate him with smoking joints entirely now and can't have one without thinking of him 😪

Hey has anyone drawn Mark Invincible stuck dying in a glue trap as their invincible war oc yet? I might be able to break new ground on this

Don from regular show had an unreasonable amount of sex appeal

"I'm stuck in a time loop" "I entered a parallel dimension" "body snatchers have changed everyone else's behavior toward me" yes, understandable, we've all worked in retail

Stick to the plan not your mood. Your mind has to be stronger than your feelings. It’s okay to have odd days, but don’t let those odd days become a routine. Winning your mind is the most important part of the process.

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves