little pig

Happy 10th anniversary funny horror game!!! Love you forever 🫶

Miles Upshur in the sewers:

Then you don't deserve him at his

Time to find out who this birch is…

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Oh.

Clearly, some kind of demonic sigil.

Y/N… I should have known.

My bad, I should have been more specific.

“Facial composition” as in police sketch, as if we were trying to track Y/N down.

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Y’all we look like we’re starting a revolution. And apparently our heads are all tilted upwards. No doubt looking at our phones in bed.

🌈⃤So I'm thinking about one HC that keeps me from thinking about anything else: what kind of a househusband would Chris be??

♡ He would be a very responsible and caring househusband.

♡ He knows that if you work and he can't do it, then he should fully take care of the house to the best of his abilities. Washing dishes, mopping floors, throwing garbage — all this is not a problem. Besides, he could learn to cook.

♡ I think you would have a tradition: if you leave for a particularly long shift, muffins with your favorite flavor, decorated with icing, will certainly be ready for your return. Oh, he cooks them very well.

♡ After your working day, already in bed, Chris can give you a massage or just lie quietly with you, pressing your tired body to his warm soft chest. His big hands are so nice on tense skin.

♡ What about Chris's apron? Since his favorite toy is a pig, the apron would be pink. Isn't that cute?

♡ He would really miss you in your absence. If he could get especially sad (at first from unaccustomed), he could take some of your things and lie with them in his arms when he finished all the abilities.

♡ Chris will be waiting for you like a real faithful dog.

♡ How are you without him? Are you being bullied? If he could only go everywhere with you, he would certainly do it. He could protect you from all the evil in this world.

♡ "Come back soon, little pig" he will tell you before leaving and hug you tightly, lifting you into the air.

♡ A farewell kiss?

♡ Teach him how to use the Internet, and it will become easier. A man will watch movies about princesses in his free time. After all the horror he's been through, it's going to come in handy.