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Apple cider vinegar you stupid fuck

one time one of my coworkers got baked out of his mind the night before he was supposed to have a drug test so two hours before his test he took a whole liter of apple cider vinegar and chugged it and it flushed his guts so well he passed his urine test so well the nurse was worried about him his urine was so clean. i hope you appreciate that

I’ve seen how you die

Fuck you

sometimes i fear that people are patronizing carly rae jepsen. i fear that they haven’t purchased a copy of E∙MO∙TION (2015) on itunes and make those comments talking about how she is the queen of everything like it’s a Funny Exaggeration because everyone else is doing it. this is no joke. this is no meme. this is a woman who devotes her life 2 blessing us with undeniably catchy 80′s pop inspired music of the highest quality

Take a fucking sip babes

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

I’M SCREAMING, THIS PERSON REALLY THOUGHT SMOKING WEED AND TREASON ARE ON PAR!

I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me

me

I made the post, so it’s me. Not you

you dumb bitch I meant I’m your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro