Hyperkinetic Rabbity Thing

like...these character descriptions? golden

a reminder

I’ve only got a piano!❞

“If you give donate organs to me, pre-death, I’ll take good care of them by placing them in jars that will then go into my closet. So when we get clients, they can see all the horrifying visages of your insides all over my wall, floating threateningly in their formaldehyde prison.”

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//From the stream

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“You mean to tell me you DON’T HAVE A TV?!”

P-P-Pray tell, is it a disease!❞

“HOW DARE YOU! The TV is the best invention this world has ever SEEN! How could you not know?! Aren’t you a CARTOON STAR?!”

But my administrative services prohibit me from existing outside of my own timeline. They let me join the multiverse, though!❞

“I guess that means I get to introduce you to the wonders of television.” He wrung his hands excitedly. “Come to the office with me! I’ll show you everything you need to know! Maybe then some!” 

“You mean to tell me you DON’T HAVE A TV?!”

P-P-Pray tell, is it a disease!❞

“HOW DARE YOU! The TV is the best invention this world has ever SEEN! How could you not know?! Aren’t you a CARTOON STAR?!”