:^]

“Now”

Make him bring me Wendy’s

the left just wants mass amounts of banana peels placed all over the country so nice straight white boys like me slip on them and fall face-first into a custard pie

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

Affirmation: I am open to the possibility that things will turn out much better than I imagine.

you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

Parasite deserves the Oscar for this post alone.

The good plot twists aren't the ones that are wild left turns out of nowhere, they're the ones that make all the other little things that didn't quite add up before suddenly click

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK