chol the humble grandpa

The last character in your camera roll is who is your child.

Yes... Your child. Not who you are marrying.

Below cut is mine and tags

Happy happy happy

@marbled-pulse

BJ and Lydia lol

@laufey-official @lilmissthing @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @nyx-the-devil

@th3deadmanwalking @caboosethesillytrainboi

Anyway

Patrick Stump is now my son

i guess Scissors is my son now

Don't worry, I promise to be a present mother 🫡

Caine? Okay!

I’LL TAKE THIS HE’S MY CHILD NOW

@luna-the-dragon1 @stargazin-on-mars @poyoyaki @gamegem92 @confusedeldritch

doing this with two photos because of my diff devices

more so my pet than child but I’ll take it

SO HAPPILY TAKING THIS MY GIRRRRRRL

I guess I have these four sillies now lmao

ok you’re my son now ig…

don’t kill me

Lmao kaboodle is my son now, I have no complaints

I can live with Madeline as my daughter lol :3

I'll raise william properly so none of the events will occur, I'll try 😭 (tags under cut)

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@schlimdog @viansparkles @theboredvoid @toe-fingerman @starving-little-orphan-boy @ilikeairfryer @cholgamer @jnadvich

DON’T: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess

Especially the Eros and Psyche one the way Lance looks and holds Keith with such love gentle tender adoration melts my heart.

THAT.....is SO KIND of you to write !!!!!! THANK YOU ToT

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Asexuality 101: They're the token ace in The Sex Show and they say "I've never had sex before and I don't think I want to, am I... broken?" And then they learn about asexuality. Their entire character arc revolves around not having sex in The Sex Show. Completely unrelatable if you're anything other than sex-repulsed and alloromantic.

Asexual Book: it feels like reading a wikipedia article and will stop resonating once you're over the accepting-yourself-stage and start discovering yourself beyond the standard asexual experience.

Token Ace: they're the asexual character in the current big queer cartoon and she has significantly less screentime than the other characters. Confirmed asexual on social media.

Cartoon Animal: the creator didn't wanna think about them having sex because that's a cartoon animal. You'd be surprised how much porn people draw of this character.

The Dark And Mysterious Nerd: don't get your hopes up, he's also a tumblr sexyman and nothing in the source material indicates his asexuality.

Todd Chavez.

Twink Of The Month: he currently has swarms of people going "asexuals can still have sex" but they're not really interested in exploring sexual relationships from an asexual perspective, they just don't want him to be asexual. The other half of the debate is working tirelessly to alienate sex-favorable people from the asexual community.

Ace Coded: they're the most asexual character of all time but it's not stated in the source material or confirmed by the author so you have to write a thesis in hopes that someone might consider that they could be asexual. You might get called homophobic if you do.

Alien Robot: their lack of interest in sex is directly tied to them not being human. The fanbase has a massive collective boner for them though.

Murderer: Yeah... Collective boner also applies here.

Actually Good Representation: she's from a piece of media that has a fandom smaller than the population of a small village and does not suit your taste whatsoever