Another Paladin

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

still mourning the opportunity for mike and el to be best friends and be absolute menaces together in the most platonic way possible

I'm a big fan of Oromë's Onomastics School. His horse is named "Neigh". His dog is literally called "Dog". When asked by the Elves what "Oromë" means, he told them "It's my name, it means me." Iconic.

Beren saying "even now a silmaril is in my hand", then showing off his empty stump, might be the best play in the whole mythology. Absolute king shit

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

You keep saying this every time.

that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal

I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock

The fact that Morgoth's duel with Fingolfin sucked so bad that not even his mindless yes men he spent years torturing into subservience will talk about it 💀imagine going back to the fortress after a fight you technically won and it's dead quiet so embarrassing

EW CRINGE STOP LIKIJG MY POSTS FROM 10 HOURS AGO I CHANGED