Sad Trash

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

if you anyone needs me i’ll be ripping the LED headlights out of every vehicle in the country

no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Scene™✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼