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Waterfront property owners are like that

nevermind your debate on capitalism etc those apple devices might as well be silicon metal bricks the next time its turned on now that they’re flagged as stolen, not to mention those devices will be rage pinging its location if not compromising the robber’s identity etc. the dumbest shit to do is robbing an Apple Store. seriously go rob a bank.

Never not reblog

Clairvoyance Rank S

Tumblr’s tagging is such a valuable social media tool, because it offers an…indoor voice. A way to talk on content without throwing a rock through the creator’s window.

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

It occurs to me that some people might not actually know where the now-memetic “evil is defeated” image comes from, so here you go.

This just makes me want the context more.