Hazeleye.

Michael Mayren took this picture

"Revenge Of The Dreamers III" 🎮

Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song

“I have a big book about tiger conservation, and I always knew that the ocean was in trouble. But I didn’t really become an environmentalist until I got to grade one. That’s when I thought of many interesting ways to help. Some things you can do are reduce waste, carpool more often, spread awareness, plant trees, not cut trees, cut carbon emissions, and reduce nuclear disposal. I’m too young to start nuclear disposal because it’s dangerous and I don’t have the proper gloves. But I do recycle and keep plants on my balcony.” (Mumbai, India)

“I love that she loves love.” (Jaipur, India)

my favorite photo in 2017 at ‪Women’s March ‬⁩🚺

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

my dad’s friend worked the information desk at a bank and on a particularly stressful day answered the phone with “Bank of America, this is Matthew, can you help me?”