S!mon

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

can we activate kirill kaprizov

CAN WE ACTIVATE KIRILL KAPRIZOV

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these guys arent playing with enough hate in their hearts

ok but what if I get into ice hockey

@chlorinetrip i owe you, will you accept a payment plan

Of course, how much are you able to pay monthly? We can discuss what your payments will look like in the year 2030.

I don’t watch the Pitt but I have seen many gifs of it and there is this one little fella who just has the face of a man born to bleed out in the trenches after an unsuccessful turn as a poet in the first world war

@chlorinetrip mouse faced boy, right?

Correct

i think minecraft could be so much better of a game if they added watermelon in game

i dont even like watermelon its my most hated fruit ever but imagine dying of hunger or thirst and then you stumble upon a nice crisp watermelon and it replenishes your hunger and thirst and you are so satisfied it gives you strength to keep moving on. instead you got pumpkin

modded minecraft

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

transfem who finally pulls off her tights after sweating in them all day x trans girlfriend who immediately places them in her mouth.

i think every member of the usa women’s hockey team should be able to handpick a member of the men’s team to hunt with a crossbow and machete