beep

me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?

cant wait til im 30, on a balcony in a foreign country, drinking wine, wearing nothing but a silk robe, & have filled 18 notebooks

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

says im 97% cheddar bay biscuit

whats the other 3%

my parents……..Were Right

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

RIP John Green. 1977-2014

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

Is this a prompt or a prophesy

Its an instruction