A blog for what I think of

tumblr is (rightfully!) horny for trains but i need you to understand buses can be just as sexy as train transport. sexier even! if this sounds fake it's because the bus systems you've interacted with have been purposefully hobbled by bad funding/management. i promise well-run bus transit is SO fucking hot actually start panting

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

Headcanoing the dragons and the corruption are from a different dimensions that also has rituals and it is what the book is referencing too /j

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

So, I don’t think we'll get along. Pigeons (more often the females than the males) come ask me to scare the one courting them away lol

so surprised by these poll results??? i've seen similar ultimatums where it's like would you rather play every instrument/be able to talk to animals vs know every language and the answer has always been SO immediate for me!! because why wouldn't i want to be able to read every text in any language- and this extends to archaic, ancient texts too! why wouldn't i want to speak and be able to share a tongue with anyone in the world? why wouldn't i want to be able to express myself and the vast expanse of dialectical, conflicting emotions i feel inside me, or bring my several writing ideas to life through any language i desired to? etymology and linguistics is truly so so interesting to me, i could honestly think and talk on this topic for days but as someone who is barely bilingual, there are hundreds of words in korean that are so incredibly distinct and true to themselves that i could not even come remotely close to- not even translate or define, but just to describe the word using the english language. and if i feel this way in regards to just two languages, you can only begin to imagine how colossal the human vocabulary is.......and also, language is very very influenced by culture, which is also something i'm deeply invested in. i think one of our ultimate aims and purposes in life is to understand each other on a cellular level and it breaks my heart that so many people in this world aren't just indifferent, but fully refuse to acknowledge it or oppose it in unspeakably hateful ways

"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.

I am pretty sure the same people that believe those conspiracies theories would also believe the random european build that sometimes took century to build due to geo-politics were build in LESS than a decade

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there

maybe all it proves about what we're Only Alluding To For Obvious Reasons is not that assassination doesn't work in this situation but that using a gun won't work and that maybe any would-be assassins should try to play it smarter especially since there's at least a 50% chance minimum that'd make them smarter than their target

Also the moldy cherrio has so many visible health issue. Surely no one will notice it’s poison that fast if someone goes that road.

i love the genre "captioning things as though they were intended as art" and i think sometimes it's pretty good art.

Well, photography IS art, actually. It is just really accessible nowadays (accessible enough to trust strangers can take good pics dependong of the situation, even!)