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Thank you, Stephen Hillenburg, for creating something that changed so many of our lives for the better. He was #1.

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this is â60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to californiaâ style
thats Jeff goldblum
Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

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you ever notice how uh⌠pete has a zipper on his crotch
i have been informed that most pants have zippers on the crotch so shitpost canceledÂ
Post un-cancelled, because it goes all the way around baby.
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Today is the 325th anniversary of Billy Butchersonâs death (May 1, 1693).

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i canât believe cedric diggory asked voldemort âwho are youâ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

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Why do I remember his name is Torvald
reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote âthe director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shedâ 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my momâs birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didnât even know her he just wanted to be sweet
this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god
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When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmelâs âIâm Fucking Ben Affleckâ video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasnât down with what they were asking. But he just said, âI donât know, this wardrobeâŚdonât you have anything mesh that I could wear?â
When he was filming âWitnessâ he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on itâs own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.
My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.
And he paid rent to live there the entire time.
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My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Fordâs ranch. She stops for gas, and as sheâs filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him âwho do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?â. He takes off the helmet, and itâs Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says
âHey! Iâm not Darth Vader, Iâm Luke Skywalkerâ
From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:
âThe Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. Iâm coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and itâs Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesnât want to be bothered; Iâm sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was.Â
So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, âIf thereâs ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, Iâm building the Millennium Falcon!â So I turn around very hesitantly and go, âHarrison, Iâm sorry to bother you. Iâm co-production designer on the new Star Wars, Iâm just back from London, and Iâve been building the Falcon.â A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation â he couldnât have been sweeter.Â
As Iâm walking away, he goes, âDarren!â and calls me back. He goes, âThe toggle switches.â I go, âToggle switches.â He goes, âThe toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldnât hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.â I go, âNo problem! Iâll take care of it!âÂ
So months go by, Iâm back in London, weâre getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.âs headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrisonâs with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. Theyâre just giddy; theyâre having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, âPhew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.â Thatâs my favorite story.â
HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN
Donât forget about his Halloween costumes
Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed