raggedy bitch

its ok to be dead. its ok to be a rotting corpse!

You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

There's an oompa looma in a cardinal robe

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

You guys act like Austin Powers is some timeless unproblematic nostalgia piece but my partner and I ran into him at the grocery store recently and when we tried to tell him how big a fans we were of his work he didn't even look at us just start footworkin on my bitch so hard we both died it was honestly embarrassing behavior....

Top level tekken movement

SO sorry to everyone who didn’t construct this model in their head but I did and now I am rotating it at exponentially increasing speeds

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

When you open this faucet just tadpoles come out

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

Skee-lo wishes he was a little bit taller, wishes he was a baller, wishes he had a girl who looked good - he would call her