Imagine all the people, living life in peace.

how come straight people don’t realize how messed up it is that gay relationships pretty much can’t be shown in kids shows

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

give me food and I am yours

Dont fucking hurt my heart like that ever again.

FUCK THIS PICTURE SET!!!

THIS FUCKING CAT DID THAT ON PURPOSE

I need to go lay down. Jesus.

#TeamNotFineAsFuckButStillModeratelyAttractive

SIKE i’m beautiful

friendly reminder that while you can now gay marry in any state, you can also still get fucking fired in most of these states for getting married the day after the ceremony, lmao. 

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oh well… this is awkward