Welcome .To. Hell

I can’t even.....SLE#2 or 3? i can’t remember more like storytime 2/3:

I have a guy friends who i have been friends with for just about 2 years but have known him for 4. This bitch i swear, guys why is every chick i am surrounded with, a stinkyass bitch?

Anyways here is how it works, i sit with this guy in the bus it is more of a tradition. So this new girl, we are going to call her Britney, came in this school year. Boy is she loud, giggles at every single shit and just overall i want to punch her in the throat. ANYWAYS so this guy who KNOWS I FUKING hate this bitch, decides OUT OF NO WHERE that he wants to sit with her now ALSO POINTERS he just broke up with his girlfriend....

I am not the nicest bitch out there but I would like to say that I am pretty decent of a person as long as you are not an asshole or a jerk. BACK TO THE STORY, so this guy we are going to call him, Tom, just tells me he is going to sit with this chick. And I am not the kind of person that goes like “OH no you can’t!” cuz i don’t have the right to choose your friends, BUT i would have liked a GOOD ENOUGH answer TO Y THE FUK YOU WOULD SIT NEXT TO THAT BITCH without telling me.....you get my drift?

But NOOOOOOOOO, I don’t think he understands who I am, because bitch he just plants his ass next to her everytime i get into the bus, it is not like i have a crush on him, its just that WE HAVE A FUKING TRADITION U ASSHAT and YOU CAN’T JUST BACKOUT WITHOUT REASON.............

My retarded friends

We are going to hope that my friends don’t find this

So I my school mates are pretty chill. Anyways so let me get clear with one thing. I have this friend, she is definately something. 

She loves animals and kids, the other day she was telling me how she saw these swedish kids that were picking flowers, so she started crying...y u may ask cuz she thought that was the most adorable thing she had seen. Now let me tell you this chick is not what you think. She wears black and and has a bass guitarist boyfriend, and I have known her for a while. But this bitch is crazy, (even though i love her). We are going to call my friend Lisa. So this other dumbass bitch starts flirting with Lisa’s bf. Now let me also tell you, I am not easily scared by people, but does Lisa scare me. She told me what she would do to the chick..... -Me- Calm down bruh.... -Lisa- (with an evil glint in her eyes) If that fuck as much as speaks to my boyfriend, i will chop off her tongue and make her eat it...

Guys....this is the same chick that watches dogs and cats on youtube and cries on how adorable they look.

K, since nobody comes here....imma make things called ‘SLEs’ these are basically sad life events that are happening.....

To Begin this wonderful journey with my current situation:

(40 minute class)

Art Teacher: I have realized that I spend a lot of time talking, and I will try not to talk this long....(yada yada yada for like 20 minutes)

(20 minutes of class left)

Art Teacher: Well that is us, you should all be done with 3 pages of analysis, doing this art analysis, and bathing jesus. All this work does not take long, so hurry up!