you little punks think you own this town

why do so many dudes who’ve worked in corporate settings brag about turning down sex workers made available to them by their colleagues? like i already know how grimy and predatory rich men are, i don’t need a 30-minute tirade about how many uncomfortably young girls you turned down on a yacht, we’re good and i’m not impressed, and neither were those girls probably, thank u and good night

i’m increasingly uncomfortable describing myself as bi/pan bc so often when i say bi i feel like what ppl hear is “straight but will make out w girls at parties.” women are increasingly starting to critically assess compulsory heterosexuality and realizing they’re more attracted to women/less attracted to men than they thought, and i think it’s kind of the Zeitgeist(tm) for women to start Feelin Real Dykey. but there’s so little space for women to identify as anything between Straight But Fun(tm) and Gold-Star Lesbian that like… guess i’ll be an amateur gay forever, better update my fuck resume