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this cant be happening……

Fatimah Asghar, How’d Your Parents Die Again?

The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

You’ll note the more vibrant colors, the more neutral expression common of this style and era (because who wants to hold a smile for hours of posing?), and the lack of potatoes and tomatoes as neither would have been in market at the time. The painting itself was low priority for its amount of damage and anonymous artist and might have never been restored if not for COVID, but now it’ll be on display, truer to its original form, and they think they’ve narrowed down who painted it.

director: ok do the mundane thing in the script in a totally normal way, don’t make it look sexy or anything oscar isaac: