The World Needs More Syn-

get a girl who scratches your back and plays with your hair even after you’re asleep

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

we millennials gotta let gen z in on whether something is a joke or not they’re out there eating detergent pods bc they took “forbidden snack” too literally

I wish saying “Sorry, I’ve been depressed the past couple of days, but I’m ok now.” was as socially acceptable as “Sorry, I’ve been really sick the past couple of days, but I’m ok now.”

I hate it when people misunderstand my shyness for unfriendliness like no, I actually like you, I’m just a piece of shit that can’t communicate.

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

When you ask someone a question and they say “Um,” the “Um” is basically a loading bar letting you know their brain is processing your request.

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

plot twist: coming out is a concept and ur sexuality/gender identity is no one’s business but your own, you don’t have to “come out” or tell anyone unless u want to. you should never feel pressure or be pressured into doing so.

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

where’d you hear that

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME