That Bitch

the Spanish word for “work” —trabajo— comes from “torture”, “to torture”, or “instrument of torture”

Nosotras vivimos en una sociedad

there's something stupid going inside my head

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts 

i think humanity’s love affair with the sea is perhaps the sexiest thing about us 

if you’re a bi girl with a boyfriend……. you’re valid and i love you 💖💫

If you’re a bi boy with a girlfriend, you are also valid and I love you 💖💫

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

literally every time