if octavian and agrippa were alive today octavian would run a tumblr stimboard blog and he’d post really bad stimboards that get like three notes and he’d message agrippa and be like “my stimboards keep flopping go and reblog them right now :(“ and agrippa really wouldn’t want to because he’s got a strict aesthetic going on with his blog and the stimboards would definitely ruin the vibe he’s going for but he does it anyway because he’s whipped for octavian and then it would escalate to the point where agrippa is sending octavian anonymous messages for stimboard requests every day to make it look like his blog is popular and as a way of showing his thanks octavian would let agrippa have discord roleplay e-sex with him