auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Bf that lets you paint his nails, so you're matching 🥹😍

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

i hear there are several types of ways to feel