bark bark bark

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

using "pack" instead of "chat". pack is this real.

Oh that's just my fly trap I leave out to catch little fairies to sexually torture. Yeah

my tail wags when i give you head btw <3

The tarot cards said I *have to* fuck you in the woods, I don’t make the rules.

I can be trusted around hairy chests and tummys and I will definitely NOT drool all over them I swear

"I'm no better than a man!" Men being horny for women is also morally neutral. Hope this helps.

Whines really pathetically at you as you scroll by

even the top gets tummy rubs

looks at you dreamily with my stupid faggot eyes

Brat tamer? No, shy sub handler. Patience to lure a shy sub and comfort them, snacks to treat for being obedient and just to pamper them, stroking their head and praising for being so good for me, soft blanket, gentle cuddles and careful holding their hand, while taking them roughly

Boys are made to be bitten on the back of the neck as you mount them and rut into them

raise your hand if you're into armpits!!! ...ok now keep them raised.

on your side hugging a second pillow with both arms is such a goated sleep position when youre emotionally nornal and getting a healthy amount of physical touch probably

gimme a gross, sloppy make out session with dry humping rn