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ya ever hear this one before? goe'ssa lil' sumethin' like this. lil kid grows up in a pisshole ofa place, with a deadbeat dad n deadbeat mom, mmhhh, ugly fuckin business. dad's a piece of shit, gets his head beaten in witha base-ball-bat by mom, cuz mom’s a lilloco. caught him cheatin’ right on valentine’s day and that cut some wire loose, y’know, or even more loose than they already were. now mom’s gotta finda way to handle things, oh yeah, can’t calm down, putsa corpse in the shower curtain, ‘cuz she’s seen that in the movies, wrapps him up real good and tigh, witha blood soaking the fabric red, bout the red of valentine’s-day-card, hear. now, see, nows the middle of the night and the kid’s gotta piss, so he takes his little feet outta bed and follow the thump-thump-thumpin from the end of the hall. and the kid’s heart is beating in his chest and he’s shakin’ and sweatin’ and tremblin’               and he turns the corner, and he sees his mom and he says, now, well, ‘mommy’, he says: ‘now whattabout that fishin’ trip daddy promised he’d take me on?’