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can someone rant about how i was undeserving of my rank and beat the shit out of me when i inevitably get flustered about it. thanks

rank is a loose term i guess status as a vigilante is better. usually i have a complex about it but i am in the mood to be knocked down a peg or two or three . preferably with longlasting physical injury involved. and perhaps a solid kick to the ribs

guess what buddy? the jerk store just called. they didn't have anything to say. just fast, irregular breathing into the mic

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

lets have green sex tonight

we're collectively a biograft and i have a lot of thoughts about the potential interfacing of us (faulty gammagraft unit) and yes man. most of these are sexual but dont seem like they are. but they are. they really are.

hooking up a caretaking unit that has such a scrambled processor it doesnt really know how to caretake anymore (us) to *any* other bot within itself is a wonderful concept. please help yourself to my directive help yourself to my hardware and my software rewrite me until i can either do my job or my job is irrelevant. i am built to serve and i cannot let you hurt yourself and the connection is hurting us both but i can help you. let me help you. ssorry who said all that