Me: *watches episode*
Episode: *is complex and disconcerting*
Characters: *do complex and disconcerting things*
Me: *logs into tumblr*
Fandom: *wails unhappily because they did not get simple happy things*
Me: *turns off computer*
Monterey Bay Aquarium
will byers stan first human second
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
NASA

Kiana Khansmith
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Stranger Things

pixel skylines
Claire Keane

oozey mess

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

Kaledo Art
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@chestertonsfence
Me: *watches episode*
Episode: *is complex and disconcerting*
Characters: *do complex and disconcerting things*
Me: *logs into tumblr*
Fandom: *wails unhappily because they did not get simple happy things*
Me: *turns off computer*

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Merle Dixonâs theme song.
For @nocturnallly
You remind me of someone I used to knowâŚ
I Â A M Â A L I V E
Iâm a mystery to my own damn self...
So for my b-day, movie night went to the movies. Â It came down to a choice between Zootopia and Deadpool.
Deadpool won, mostly because - as was noted - I could watch Zootopia at my momâs place. Deadpool ??? NSM.
I enjoyed this movie much more than I thought I would - there were many jokes that were actually funny, the writing had some subtlety, which I was *not* expecting, the romance was stupidly sweet, the gal characters were really well done, and the story made a lot more sense than many movies which took themselves far more seriously.
But I can not over emphasize how over-the-top inappropriately gutter most of the jokes were. And a lot of the dialog. And a good deal of the visuals. Â And the stuff that wasnât gutter/splatter was jock jokes.
I mean, I knew what it said on the box when I bought it. But still.
Also? Zero reason for Black Widow to not get her own film. Operation: Budapest - we wants it, precious.
Explaining Farscape can be a difficult process, so I made this.

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ME:Â
Pesters chestertonsfence for period AU Caryl fic; bribes with pictures of Norman Reedus on horseback.
Realizes there are very few pictures of Norman Reedus on horseback as Norman Reedus is afraid of horses. (see Sean Patrick Flanery for further details.)
Pads original âNorman Reedus on Horsebackâ post with gratuitous pictures of the Irish countryside and Norman Reedus in period dress.
Considers writing to Norman Reedusâs agent to encourage getting him more period roles that involve horseback riding a) so that we may all enjoy the pretty, and b) so that I may continue to pester chestertonsfence for said period AU Caryl fic by bribing her with pictures of Norman Reedus on horseback.
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(Includes original pic of Reedus on horseback plus tempting gif for good measure.)
<3 <3 <3
*reminder of joy in life*
Iâm so happy to this on my dash again.
This is like the tumblr equivalent of a bubble bath and a glass of nice Cab.
Back because its mâb-day, and this is awesome.
why does this have 32k notes? itâs just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. itâs just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
happy Ides of March all yâall plebeians
REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE
I have decided that picking up trash in my neighborhood is bad for my soul.
Itâs been a while since I found an exercise that made me hate my fellow citizens quite so much.
I am being unjustly yelled at rn.
Define,âunjustly.â
I-uh. Might have- uh- written something.
BUT I AM INNOCENT.
Unjustly my broad freckled ass.
You can appeal all you like, you still deserved every ounce of grief you get.

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I love the phrase âwhat the entire fuckâ because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a âwhat the partial fuckâ.
Similarly âwhat the actual fuck,â implying âwhat the figurative fuckâ or âwhat the imaginary fuckâ.
âWhat the actual fuckâ is an interesting one because âactualâ has so many distinct shades of meaning.
âEntireâ generally means âwholeâ or âcompleteâ, but depending on the particular context, âactualâ can denote any or all of ârealâ, âliteralâ, âconcreteâ, âtruthfulâ, âgroundedâ or âfactualâ.
Thus, when deriving the contrastive phrase, in addition to âwhat the imaginary fuckâ and âwhat the figurative fuckâ, we could also reasonably arrive at âwhat the hypothetical fuckâ, âwhat the fraudulent fuckâ, âwhat the fanciful fuckâ or âwhat the counterfactual fuckâ.
Language is fun!
And donât forget cultural/professional uses of âactualâ -
- so that it would not be so much âwhat the actual fuckâ as it would be âwho the actual fuckâ - and along with that, the implication that there was a whole crew of fuckups actually running the goatrope that one poor sucker was taking the credit/blame for.
I will @ you when I finish writing Glenn becoming a serial killer.
*blows kisses*
I will @ you when I finish writing Glenn becoming a serial killer.
*blows kisses*
EVERYONE STOP BAITING @thereadersmuse!!!
(hasnât this season delivered enough pain and agony???)
I hate you so much.
You spelled âloveâ wrong, fam.
Originally posted by funnynhilariousgif
I will make sure we have a good wi-fi connection and bottle service.
*glares at @whoswhatsitwhich*
This is partly your fault.
*opens up tumblr dashboard*
*finds âmake it better worseâ fic by TRM*
*closes tumblr*
*goes looking for rum*
The fleece that launched 1,000 ships.
For @marionarnold and anyone else with a Vikings (actual/tv series/whatever) obsession, Norse ancestry, or a fascination with small ruminants.
Announcing CarylBYOB 2016
It is with great excitement we launch CarylBYOB officially today with the declaration that this yearâs charity is SCAN.
SCAN are a charity based in Virginia with the mission statement:Â Stop Child Abuse Now (SCAN) of Northern Virginia is a non-profit organization whose mission is to promote the well-being of children, improve parent-child relations and prevent child abuse and neglect
We have chosen this charity in order to pay tribute to Sam Anderson, who sadly knew all too well about an abusive home in his short life. Of course, it is also in tribute to Sophia Peletier who too grew up in an unsafe environment.
SCAN offer help by:
EDUCATING the community about the scope, nature and consequences of child abuse and neglect and the importance of positive, nurturing parenting; PROVIDING direct parent education; & ADVOCATING for children in the community, the legislature and the courts.
So, now we have the charity, what do we do?
Well, as with the first CarylBYOB we will be fundraising around a Carol-centric episode.This year that episode will be Episode 13, airing on March 13 2016.
We know this episode is Carol-centric, and we know weâre going to have out hearts in our mouths throughout it.Â
So how CarylBYOB works is you donate the amount you would normally spend on booze, ice-cream, tissues or therapy bills to get you through a traumatic episode of Walking Dead.Â
How do I DONATE?
Click the DONATE button on our page - carylbyob.tumblr.com - via this you can by Paypal, credit card, debit card or from a bank account.
If you would like to pay from your Paypal account to ours straight, our Paypal address is [email protected]
If you would like to donate straight to SCAN please do so and let us know, or contact us if youâd like to donate in another way.
You can start donating NOW though our main day for donation will be 28 Feb.
In the meantime please reblog, tweet and spread the word! Help us give a voice to children like Sam and Sophia.
Please consider supporting CaryolBYOBâs fundraiser. Â I am particularly pleased to see that SCAN has as one of its goals to recruit male volunteers, and that its services are not limited to just women victims of abuse. Â To me, this means that CBYOB has listened to feedback from previous years, and is attempting to respond to that. Yah!
...so.
Where are my âJesus is an ACTUAL NINJAâ pic sets/icons/etc?
(Not thinking about Carol romances at this moment, mostly because after @nocturnallly yammered on about the â30 Daysâ parallels, I am pretty much sold on the analogy to the Beth/Daryl non-thing, and so not thinking about that.  I am worried about Carol, though. A lot.)
(PS: it is one thing to scramble into lifeboats when you think your âship is sinking.  It is yet another thing to grab a cannonball and jump into the water over the Mariana trench. Esp when youâve only got a bit of bilge water sloshing around the bulkheads. Perspective, peps, perspective.)

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longmire; s01e01 â pilot
...try it, youâll *like* it...
AO3 Warning?
Since they like to warn us about adult content, why canât they tell what time it is on our system and warn us anytime after midnight when we click on a 10k+ fic with:
*busts up laughing*