The Seconds.

I already named my switchblade Stabitha but what’s a good name for a sword?

SLASHLEY

SLASHLEY

no one tells you that Adulthood is faking it til you make it and finding joy in things like cleaning out your closet or managing to buy candles 50% off

N U N   R A V E

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

Some of you never watched Avatar The Last Airbender and learned its life lessons as a kid and it shows

This is what sports should be about <3

Fitney™️

As we reach December 17th and our blogs might be deleted by a rampant out of control Catholic bot, I just want to take the time to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

I mean honestly