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- okay so steve and dally low key bulling you, but in a brotherly way

- like flicking you, sitting on you, pulling your hair and they find it hilarious bc you get so mad, smh

- soda writing (more like e n g r a v i n g) rude shit on your stuff

- so you’ve got this little ruler that has ‘SUCK MY TOES’ written across it and whenever he sees it he’s starts giGGLING

- johnny loves drawing on your arms & hands, what a cute boy

- he draws in a felt tip pen so it stays on when you have a shower, but you don’t want it to go so you’ll draw over it again

- he just draws little doodles when he gets bored, like dinosaurs, birds, ¡DOGS!

- reading competitions with pony!

- who can read the book fast enough???? he’s low key a cheat

- if there’s a film of it he’ll watch the film and be all ‘oh yeah uhhhh jack kills the groundskeeper, lol’ even tho that’s not what happens in the book! (just an example)

- there’s no prize, he deadass wants to win

- bbqs at two’s place like every saturday

- johnny barbecued a mint leaf he found once

- darry is the best at bbqs, he makes the best burgers, they’re very professional

- two bit is the host but he does not help at all!

- just runs around with a water gun

- water balloon fights in the evening!

- okay, so you’re playing with 7 strong, boys who are not going to play fair, so neither are you

- usually in two teams of four:-

- darry, johnny, pony & you

- soda, steve, two & dally

- it’s starts off pretty calm but then those juices get a'pumpin and oh lord

- once you tackled soda down, son and he was between your legs (non-kink related) and you were strANGLING HIM WITH A BALLOON

- it was those stretchy clown balloons so you had it around his neck

- you could hear him choking ‘cantbreathecantbreathe’

- so you bit the balloon and the water went all over his face, then you ran

- everyone makes fun of soda now because you weren’t even strangling him that hard, he’s just too dramatic

- you and modern!pony would be the biggest FRIENDS fans ever

- his favourite would be ross because he reminds him of darry

- y'all would reenact and the rest of the gang would have no idea what was happening

- 'PIVOT PIVOT’

- pony obviously tried to recreate the opening credits on iMovie (👏👌😩😤) and half the time it was dally yelling and darry trying not to clobber steve

- the end was him smiling at an unflattering angle (IMAGINE THO)

- dally would 100% argue with you on literally anything, even if he actually agreed with you

- one time when johnny was drawing a dino on your arm dally looked at it and said, 'what if dinosaurs photosynthesised?’

- and you y e l l e d (johnny was shook)

- dally calls you out on everything

- 'i had a dream and i was in the middle of the no where-’

- 'the no where! THE NO WHERE! THE! ITS NOT THE!’

- johnny is the friend who will eat cereal with you at 4am bc he’s hungry, alone and loves you (platonically, romantically, you choose)

- modern!johnny will watch you take buzzfeed quizzes

- not even take one himself, just watches

- you draw and paint things together

- he likes the go to garden centres with you and you will buy him a plant

- steve and you would be those friends to pass each other notes and pretend to be subtle about it

- they wouldn’t make any sense?????

- 'beep beep lettuce’

- 'nice remote control u have there’

- 'zip zap zop zic, ur ass is now super thicc’

- 'crepe’

- randomly grabs your hand, pins it down and writes something

- he’s not like johnny who ¡politely! asks then draws something lovely

- he grabs your hand and writes '🅱enis’

- you do science homework together

- you and soda would like to talk about animals

- he’d tell you about Mickey Mouse, the horse, and u cried

- he wants to get you back from when you strangled him!

- throws a water balloon directly at your forehead and felt bad, but laughed anyway

- you and two bit are those fuckin obnoxious friends who find each other funny, even if they just look at each other

- you’d have a new 'thing’ every week that makes no sense

- so like you’d go 'two! look over there!’ and point the opposite way from where you’re looking

- and the you’d point to the ceiling and go 'L O O K’ and he’d look at the floor and be all like ’ A T W H A T’

- dally wants to murder you both

- you both quote the bee movie all the time

- 'BUT ITS OUR YOGHURT NIGHT

- 'THAT BEE IS LIVING MY LIFE’

- 'WHY IS YOGHURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT?’

- you and darry are pals and complain about the other boys to each other

- you let him teach you football, even if it doesn’t really interest you, you just wanted to make him happy

- cake baking together, before soda comes along and frickIN MERKS DARRY IN THE FACE WITH FLOUR

- offering to look after pony so he can sleep -

you end up watching friends and johnny doesn’t know what’s happening, but laughs anyway

- all of you guys would be the closest friends ever and would commit murder for each other

Darry “I swear you’re not too old to spank” Curtis

Darry “put on your seatbelt or so help me god” Curtis

Darry “I swear if you get yourself killed, I will revive you to kill you again” Curtis

Darry “eat your goddamn vegetables” Curtis

i would offer commissions, but the only art-related thing i can really do is abstract painting. i could make a master post of all my pieces if anyone would be interested in maybe buying one of those, and we could work on a price of it came to that.

i also write so if anyone would wanna try working out a commission for that i’d be down. here’s a link to my ao3 if you wanna check that out.

The Girl Once Trapped:

The steel doors of the elevator slammed shut with a loud and heart throbbing bang; the girl turned and gasp as she fell onto the hard floor in surprise. The sudden chill caused by the doors final breath crawled onto her skin, causing her to lie in wait for a moment. Just starting right back at the doors, lIke it was a response. 

Throwing her father’s 10mm pistol to the ground he shuffled herself into one of the corners to try and feel safe. Her eyes were consumed by fear and in the few moments of silence there was, she could hear her heart throb against her chest like continuous drum. It hurt, but she refused to breathe, listening for any sound, for any sign of hope. 

She gasped as the light flickered slightly; adding to the ominous atmosphere she had trapped herself in. With that, the mass of steel suddenly began to move from beneath her. She clutched the floor with both hands; digging her nails into the carpet, trying to keep herself a still as she possibly could, but it was a game that she was destined to lose. The walls soon began to creak like breaking glass and the sound unexpectedly pierced her ears with a high pitched ring. A sobbing sound escaped her as the noise almost overwhelming her mind. She covered her ears and shut her eyes tight out of desperation. However, by letting go of the one thing that was keeping her head still, she began to spin. The sickness she felt in those moments was endlessly horrible. And yet the noise still managed to loom within her head. It was impossible for her to feel any comfort with her actions and so she reluctantly gave in to her situation. Curling herself into a ball, she hid her head into her knees, clutching them within her arms tightly, and then she began to cry.   

Hours passed and then eventually, like a flick of a switch, there was nothing.

The world seemed to come to a stop, and nothing made a sound. The girl looked up from her safe place, and as she reopened her eyes… And all she found was crippling fear within this new found silence. She looked around, and in the commission it would seemed that the light had dimmed to almost nothing. All that remained was a low humming sound with an occasional flicker. As she stared at it, waiting for the inevitable to happen, sweat steamed down from her forehead and quickly sped down her rosy red checks. As it touched against her lips, desperate from thirst, she tried her best not to lick at it, as it would just make her situation even more troubling.

Still no sound came from outside the four hard walls, and once again she turned her attention back to the door. She wasn’t really worried about who or what would get in, her concern lied with her getting out. As her mind raced for answers that she just didn’t have, she thought about her mother, and the argument they’d had that very morning… 

The sigma of fear that had once surrounded her was replaced with the inner feeling of immense guilt. They had both shouted at each other, and she had stormed out an hour later without even saying goodbye. Oh, how she regretted that now, and without even having to force it, tears rolled down her cheeks once again. The girl sobbed aloud this time, not caring if anyone could hear. She wanted her mum. She wanted her mum to tell her everything was going be alright. The girl wanted to tell her how sorry she was. 

Before she could think of another thought the room shock violently, and the girl screamed as the roof of the elevator came crashing down on top of her. It was so unexpected, that she shook from the shock… and the pain. A shard of metal had cut deep into one of her legs. She panted as the pain grew to almost an unbearable level. She gasped for air as she tried to reach her leg. But a length of glass had fell onto her abdomen. She was trapped. There was nothing she could do to stop the bleeding and she was in pure agony. “Mum! I’m sorry, ok?” She screamed as loud as she could muster. “I love you… I… I love you… I–” Her vision began to blur; blood poured from her mouth, causing her to cough violently. “Not like– not like this… no.” As she vision faded more she happened to glance upon her father’s old 10mm pistol, lying beside her, and she knew a very grown up decision awaited her. 

Short Films by George Méliès

Le Manoir du Diable (1896) (considered the first horror film in history) Une nuit terrible (1896) Le Chateau Hanté (1897) Le Diable Au Couvent (1899) Évocation Spirite (1899) Le diable géant ou Le miracle de la madonne (1901) Le chaudron infernal (1903) Le cake-walk infernal (1903) Le monstre (1903) Le diable noir (1905) Les quatre cents farces du diable (1906)

Other Short Films

The Sealed Room (1909) Frankenstein (1910) Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1913) The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)

Famous Classic Horror Films 

Das Kabinett des Doktor Caligari (1920) Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920) Nosferatu (1922) Häxan (1922) Orlacs Hände (1924) The Phantom of the Opera (1925) Vampyr (1932) House on Haunted Hill (1959) Plan 9 from Outer Space (1956) The Bat (1959) The Last Man on Earth (1964) Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Other Films

10s-30s

Der Golem (1915) // Der Golem - Wie er in die Welt Kam (1920) // Genuine (1920) // Dr. Mabuse, der Spieler (1922) // The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923) // Wolf Blood (1925) // The Cat and the Canary (1927) // Svengali (1931) // White Zombie (1932) // The Monster Walks (1933) // The Most Dangerous Game (1933) // Ghoul (1933) // The Vampire Bat (1933) // Maniac (1934) // The House of Mystery (1934) // The Beast of Borneo (1934) // The Ghost Walks (1934) // Phantom Ship (1935) // Revolt of the Zombies (1935) // Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1936) // The Man Who Changed His Mind (1936) // The Rogues’ Tavern (1936) // 夜半歌聲 (Ye Ban Ge Sheng) (1937) // The Riders of the Whistling Skull (1937) // The Devil’s Daughter (1939) // The Face at the Window (1939) // Torture Ship (1939)

40s-50s

The Mummy’s Hand (1940) // The Devil Bat (1940) // The Ape (1940) // Doomed to Die (1940) // King of the Zombies (1940) // Invisible Ghost (1940) // Spooks Run Wild (1941) // The Ghost Train (1941) // The Mad Monster (1942) // Bowery at Midnight (1942) // The Corpse Vanishes (1942) // The Living Ghost (1942) // The Ape Man (1943) // Dead Men Walk (1943) // The Ghost and the Guest (1943) // The Monster Maker (1944) // Voodoo Man (1944) // One Body Too Many (1944) // The Flying Serpent (1946) // Devil Monster (1946) // Mesa of Lost Women (1953) // The Snow Creature (1954) // The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues (1955) // Dementia (1955) // Indestructible Man (1956) // La maldición de la momia azteca (1957) // 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957) // Frankenstein’s Daughter (1958) // La momia azteca contra el robot humano (1958) // Night of the Blood Beast (1958) // The Screaming Skull (1958) // I Bury the Living (1958) // The Devil’s Partner (1958) // Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) // A Bucket of Blood (1959) // Beast from Haunted Cave (1959) // The Killer Shrews (1959) // The Wasp Woman (1959) // The Manster (1959) // Terror is a Man (1959)

60s - 70s

Teenage Zombies (1960) // Horror Hotel (1960) // The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) // Atom Age Vampire (1960) // Ein Toter hing im Netz (1960) // 13 Ghosts (1960) // Tormented (1960) // Last Woman on Earth (1960) // The Naked Witch (1961) // The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) // Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961) // Werewolf in a Girls’ Dormitory (1961) // Night Tide (1961) // The Devil’s Messenger (1961) // Bloodlust! (1961) // Eegah (1962) // Carnival Of Souls (1962) // The Brain that Wouldn’t Die (1962) // The Devil’s Hand (1961) // Hands of a Stranger (1962) // The Dungeon of Harrow (1962) // Trauma (1962) // El barón del terror (1962) // Ring of Terror (1962) // Terror of the Bloodhunters (1962) // The Terror (1963) // Dementia 13 (1963) // Monstrosity: The Atomic Brain (1963) // À Meia-Noite Levarei Sua Alma (1964) // Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964) // The Strangler (1964) // The Faceless Monster (1965) // Il boia scarlatto (1965) // Creature of the Walking Dead (1965) // The Beach Girls and the Monster (1965) // The Eye Creatures (1965) // The She Beast (1966) // Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter (1966) // Manos - The Hands of Fate (1966) // Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966) // Night Fright (1967) // Creature of Destruction (1967) // Spider Baby or The Maddest Story Ever Told (1967) // In the Year 2889 (1967) // The Ghosts of Hanley House (1968) // It’s Alive! (1969) // How Awful About Allan (1970) // La figlia di Frankenstein (1971) // Blood Thirst (1971) // Snake People (1971) // Horror Express (1972) // Frankenstein ‘80 (1972)

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In lieu of the new tumblr settings, can I make yet another plea with those of you who read fics and consume art on tumblr to please reblog them?   

Fics and art will die on a creator’s dash if they aren’t reblogged.  It’s never been more true than now. 

If you want to keep receiving content from creators, reblog the the content. If it’s something you enjoyed?  Reblog it.  It’s not hard.  I am going to make a point to reblog everything I read from now on.  (With the proper tags of course), as well as all the art that I see on my dash.  

I cannot make it simpler.  Posts WILL die unless they’re reblogged.  No one will see your ‘like’.  Your like is a bookmark for YOU to find it later.  Your reblog means the world to a creator because it means you are willing to go the little extra distance and recommend this to your followers.  

Don’t let creations die on the dash of those who created them.  

Reblog to save a creation.  

Reblog to keep a creator creating.

Here it is: Best stuff first

Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. 

Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top. 

It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.  

This bullshit is being rolled out this week and it’s going to be default!

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

There’s a Michigan high school where the students wear costumes in their ID photos. When you’re a senior at North Farmington High School, it’s tradition to dress up as a pop culture character of your choosing to better personalize your student ID. The results are so popular that many of them end up on Twitter under the hashtag #NFID18. Source Source 2